The Morningstar Hotel (Hazbin Hotel Au)

a happy day in hell

Lucifer's pov

I sneaked out to take the call "hello"

"Hello your highness" a polite woman's voice rang out "I've called to inform you that the extermination leader wants to see you. They've scheduled a meeting in ten minutes"

"Oh" an idea came into my mind "alright I'll be there soon" I hung up "yes!" I ran out to the others "heyguysguesswhat!"

"The fucks got you so excited" Adam raised an eyebrow. The others looked equally as confused.

I took a deep breath, trying to calm my excitement "I just got a call. The angels want to schedule a meeting. This could be a perfect opportunity to pitch the hotel to them!"

"Ok this is huge" Lilith started to pace "we should take a moment to-"

I can do this" I started to sing "I just know it. I'll get heaven behind my plan"

"Luci hold on"

"There's just no way I can blow it. Not this once in a lifetime chance"

"It's just a meeting"

"To change their minds and touch their hearts" I placed my hand on my chest, making me smile "oh whatever angels have"

"This could be bad" she muttered.

"Cheer up lily" I took her hands "this could be swell. Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell"

"Ok just don't sing to them-"

"That bitch is halfway down the streets" Adam pointed out.

"Is he-"

"Oh he's Dancing"

"Oh no!"

"There's a warm fuzzy feeling that walfs through the air. Every street's so revealing it's hard not to stare" I turned my face away from some adult activities! "It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhere if you don't mind the smell" I stepped away from a rotten corpse "it's a happy day in hell!"

I skipped down the streets, encountering an old man "hello sir"

"Go fuck yourself!" I smiled nervously at his sudden aggression. Yep this is home!

"There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul"

"Hello"

"Got a ton of barbed wire to sharpen his hole"

"Excuse me"

"Some blood is required we all have our roles"

"I'm not doing well"

"Another shitty day in hell"

"If I can show them the dream I dream that any soul can change"

"Those angels minds are hard to change" I heard Lilith singing. As cynical as ever honey!

"then they would know everyone can be redeemed from the evil to the strange!"

"They're bloodthirsty and deranged"

"I can hear their stories the lost and displaced" I looked around at my people with love in my heart "and I know that they're more of an acquired taste but I opened the door and I gave them a place at my morningstar hotel it would be a happy day in hell"

I took to the skies for a quick tour of my home "from the ports of the old where the sinners go to watch award winning TV and porn shows. To the cannibal town where they don't wear a frown cause- holy shit oh my god why!" My singing was put to a stop by the sight of a family eating a body but I quickly got my mojo back.

"And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my e-e-eye! Cause I know I can spare them from heaven's genocide. I can do this, I just know it. I'll get heaven behind my plan There's just no way I can blow it. Not this once in a lifetime chance. To change their minds-"

"And touch my parts" a guy pulled off his tench coat, revealing his naked body.

"Uh no thank you" I back away "I'm just gonna fulfil my destiny!"

"Your loss bitch"

"I can already tell" I grinned as I ran up the stairs "today is gonna be a fucking happy day in hell!"

I took a deep breath before heading inside. I've got this.