Lucifer's pov
I headed downstairs, in a pretty good mood after a good night's sleep when..
"You fucking animal!" I flinched at the sound of a bottle breaking. I sighed. They're at it again.
"Well you're a fucking bitch!"
"Oh how original!"
"Oh I'll show you original you stuck up bi-"
"Hey guys" I stepped in between them "I see things have gotten a little heated here. Mind explaining what happened?"
"Adams licked all my favourite cookies like a brute!" She folded her arms.
"It's how I claim shit" he shrugged.
"Ok Adam we don't claim things here. The snacks are for everyone" I explained gently.
"Oh gotcha" he nodded.
"See he understands now so everything's ok" I said brightly. It's tiring always sorting out their rows but someone's got to do it!
"I don't think so" Lilith folded her arms "I'll never be ok as long as he's living under this roof"
"Lilith-"
"You're a selfish, greedy son of a bitch" she continued "It's a wonder eve puts up with your shit"
"Don't bring up eve" he growled "you don't understand a damn thing-"
"It doesn't take a genius to see why she may hate you" she poked his chest aggressively "whatever why she treats you, you deserve it"
"Real fucking nice bitch!" He slapped her hand away and stormed off "I'm going to work!"
"Adam wait!" I called out to him but the sound of the door slamming indicated he was already gone "what the hell Lilith!" I glared at her.
"He had it coming" she shrugged.
"Bringing up his wife was too far. I'm disappointed in you" I ran off before she could respond. I have to make sure he's ok.
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The Morningstar Hotel (Hazbin Hotel Au)
FanfictionLucifer had given up on humanity and the sinners that resided in hell. That is until his daughter was born. He wanted to give her a better life and in her teen years he finally decided to go for it. The residents of hell thought he was crazy, includ...