high rise hearts ☆ lifesteal smp au

𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐯. 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐍 ✪✦

𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗲: crackfic
𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝘀: clownzy/branzypierce, swagdoons
𝘁𝘄: n/a
𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆: n/a
𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁: your average karen gets pissed at the lifestealers and gets very satisfyingly beat into the ground

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𝐏𝐎𝐕: none

- a bunch of lifestealers are standing around in front of some random store talking about whatever

- wild karen appears, her face contorted in permanent rage

- karen walks up to the group, fuming like a fuckin tea kettle

KAREN: exCuse me, you're not supposed to be loitering in front of this store...

SQUIDDO: uh ma'am we've only been here for like 5 minutes...

KAREN: That doesn't matter, you're blocking the way of customers trying to get in!

- the lifestealers are like 5 feet away from the door

ASH: theres enough room for you to get in just leave us alone

KAREN: Young man!! Respect your elders!

ASH: what the hell did i do

KAREN: You should be referring to me as "ma'am!" And obeying what I tell you! And not using that profanity in front of my face!

ASH: oh hell nah. you wanna hear fuckin profanity, lady?-

REDD: ash let's not beat anybody up today

ASH: god damn it

SQUIDDO: i'm very sorry for my friends' behavior, ma'am, we'll move-

PARROT: squiddo don't you dare move

SQUIDDO: why not???

PARROT: we are not letting this lady get what she wants

KAREN: Excuse me, young man! You have no right to intervene in this!

PARROT: idc lol

MAPICC: yo i heard an argument, lemme at em

REDD: its just this lady over here

MAPICC: omg a karen?

PARROT: yea

MAPICC: LOL IMAGINE BEING A KAREN IN 2024

CLOWN: i heard karen?

MAPICC: yeah this lady

- the karen's face is tomato red and all scrunched up like she just ate a lemon. aka she's mad as hell

CLOWN: bro she looks like she's boutta explode

KAREN: ALL OF YOU! Don't you dare disrespect me again or I will contact your manager!