𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗲: crackfic
𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝘀: clownzy/branzypierce, swagdoons
𝘁𝘄: n/a
𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆: n/a
𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁: your average karen gets pissed at the lifestealers and gets very satisfyingly beat into the ground─── ⋅☆⋅ ───
𝐏𝐎𝐕: none
- a bunch of lifestealers are standing around in front of some random store talking about whatever
- wild karen appears, her face contorted in permanent rage
- karen walks up to the group, fuming like a fuckin tea kettle
KAREN: exCuse me, you're not supposed to be loitering in front of this store...
SQUIDDO: uh ma'am we've only been here for like 5 minutes...
KAREN: That doesn't matter, you're blocking the way of customers trying to get in!
- the lifestealers are like 5 feet away from the door
ASH: theres enough room for you to get in just leave us alone
KAREN: Young man!! Respect your elders!
ASH: what the hell did i do
KAREN: You should be referring to me as "ma'am!" And obeying what I tell you! And not using that profanity in front of my face!
ASH: oh hell nah. you wanna hear fuckin profanity, lady?-
REDD: ash let's not beat anybody up today
ASH: god damn it
SQUIDDO: i'm very sorry for my friends' behavior, ma'am, we'll move-
PARROT: squiddo don't you dare move
SQUIDDO: why not???
PARROT: we are not letting this lady get what she wants
KAREN: Excuse me, young man! You have no right to intervene in this!
PARROT: idc lol
MAPICC: yo i heard an argument, lemme at em
REDD: its just this lady over here
MAPICC: omg a karen?
PARROT: yea
MAPICC: LOL IMAGINE BEING A KAREN IN 2024
CLOWN: i heard karen?
MAPICC: yeah this lady
- the karen's face is tomato red and all scrunched up like she just ate a lemon. aka she's mad as hell
CLOWN: bro she looks like she's boutta explode
KAREN: ALL OF YOU! Don't you dare disrespect me again or I will contact your manager!
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high rise hearts ☆ lifesteal smp au
Fanfictiona silly lifesteal smp modern au i've wanted to write for a while now. a simple collection of one shots, shitposts, headcanons and whatever else i feel like including! -- requests are semi-open; i decide what i want to write and when. please note tha...