𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗲: crackfic
𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝘀: none (platonic subz + vitalasy)
𝘁𝘄: n/a
𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆: n/a
𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁: subz finds a CAT!! and he and vitalasy go and coo about how its so cute idk
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𝐏𝐎𝐕: subz
- subz is just walking on the street like a normal person would
- totally normal right??
- riight???
- i'm joking he's rolling on the sidewalk /j
- while subz is moving along the sidewalk he sees like the most adorable cat ever
- it's sitting on top of a cardboard box in some dirty-lookin alleyway
SUBZ: omggg
- subz appears next to this cat so fast it looks like he teleports
CAT: meow!!
SUBZ: AWWWWWWWWWW
- subz picks up the cat and it's limp like wet noodles
SUBZ: ur my friend now <3
SUBZ: wait
SUBZ: i should tell vitalasyy he'll love it!
- subz takes out his phone
> VITALASYYYY
> vitalapee: huh
> I FOUND A CAT
> subz sends a pic of this cat and it looks heart-meltingly adorable
> vitalapee: AWWW WHAT
> vitalapee: WYA I WANNA MEET HIM
> go to my apt :D
> vitalapee: OK OK
> vitalapee: ILL BE THERE IN LIKE A MIN
> yayy
- time skip brought to you by lazy inc. (copyright symbol here)
- vitalasy busts down the door
VITALASY: WHERE IS THE CAT??
SUBZ: HEREE
- the cat is on top of the fridge and showering top-of-the-fridge dust onto subz's head
VITALASY: OMG AWW
SUBZ: ikr :D
VITALASY: what are you naming it?
SUBZ: idk lol
VITALASY: hmmm
- vitalasy squints at the cat
YOU ARE READING
high rise hearts ☆ lifesteal smp au
Fanfictiona silly lifesteal smp modern au i've wanted to write for a while now. a simple collection of one shots, shitposts, headcanons and whatever else i feel like including! -- requests are semi-open; i decide what i want to write and when. please note tha...
