𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗲: crackfic/shitpost
𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝘀: minimal clownzy
𝘁𝘄: n/a
𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆: n/a
𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁: based off the fun animation meme- oh noes who broke the coffee machine?
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𝐏𝐎𝐕: none
- everyone is crowded at the scene of the crime (the living room)
- they're all awkwardly and silently standing around a sad broken coffee machine
REDD: so who broke it?
- chorus of protests
SPOKE: i didn't break it, i was in the kitchen with parrot i swear
PARROT: dude i never saw you
SPOKE: stfu i was there pinky promise
ZAM: it wasn't meeee i was taking my cat back from kab
PANGI: i was helping zam!
ASH: no you werent
ASH: i saw you with jepex stealing redd's ice cream
PANGI: nooo that was pLaNeT!!
PLANET: nooo that was pAnGi!!
SQUIDDO: i was trying the punch with kab and wemmbu
KAB: dude i was getting attacked by zam and you didn't notice??
SQUIDDO: oh you were?
WEMMBU: lmao
- mapicc walks in; he wasn't there before
REDD: mapicc did you break it?
- red waves at the coffee machine
MAPICC: wth? no?
REDD: well who broke it then? this thing is my life support, someone's gotta pay for it-
SQUIDDO: i'll pay for it!
REDD: i know you didn't break it
SQUIDDO: :(
- clown and branzy walk in, holding hands like the sappy couple they are
BRANZY: uh guys what's going on?
REDD: my coffee machine is broken
SQUIDDO: redd can i please just pay...
REDD: no, justice must be served
SQUIDDO: :(
CLOWN: well idk, i was busy hanging out with branzy here-
SUBZ: you mean making out?
CLOWN: no-
ASH: sounds about right
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high rise hearts ☆ lifesteal smp au
Fanfictiona silly lifesteal smp modern au i've wanted to write for a while now. a simple collection of one shots, shitposts, headcanons and whatever else i feel like including! -- requests are semi-open; i decide what i want to write and when. please note tha...
