Nami: you two are seriosuly agreeing too this plan
Jinbei: that's the spirit, I knew you would be
Chopper: luffy, Ryo, listen this may be a bad idea
Brook: you heard his backstory, Bege is a no good crook
Ryo: I'm record isn't exactly clean either, remember I beheaded a celestial dragon and enjoyed it, that's worse in the eye of the government than anything Bege has done
Luffy: Yeah I think it's worth a try
Sanji: hey think it over
Jinbei: I already made the arrangements, when would you like to speak with him
Luffy: Now, let's go!
Jinbei: and don't worry, you may refuse if something feels off, our goal is slightly different from there's anyway, Luffy, Ryo, Sanji, Bege and his men are set up in the north west part of the island, the eight of us will head directly there from within this dimension we'll see you shortly
Luffy,Ryo and Sanji are running down to where Bege is located
Sanji: we made it, that's his base
They see a castle
Luffy: so this Bege what's he like
Ryo: well you heard Jinbei
Sanji: let's be careful we've never dealt with a cut throat mafia boss before
A guy with a big tongue walks out
??: my hero-lelo, vinsmoke Sanji of germa, welcome back, now this is a treat, I'm delighted that you have made it
Snaji: oh boy it's him
Ryo: (I wanna punch him, I don't know why though)
Luffy: hey you Bege?, let's gather your crew
?: let's not rush things shall we, you could at least give me a hello-Lelo
All three: Screw your Lelos!
Chopper appears without his hat, drinking milk
Chopper: Oh there you guys are!, 'he runs up to Sanji' Sanji! You made me so worried you bastard!
Sanji picks up chopper: heh, sorry my bad, huh? You look uhh comfortable
Chopper: oh totally, you three come take a bath
Luffy: No we don't have time!, how are you so relaxed, you don't even like baths
?: I'm afraid you have no say in the matter, go scrub up then we'll talk-Lelo
Ryo: so we have to bathe?
Vito: clearly-Lelo, the godfather won't meet with an unclean guest
Sanji: we're not dirty
They look at themselves and realise they are
Ryo: Hey you got any good conditioner? I really need some
Vito: why of course-lelo, anything you need
Ryo is busy relaxing in the bath washing his hair with conditioner
Ryo: (ugh it's been so long since I've had a good wash, this feels good)
He sees luffy and brook with milk
Ryo: Hey pass me one of those would ya, I've got some broken ribs and one of my fangs and chipped
Then a carton of milk is chucked at him and he catches it
All: thanks we needed this
They drink it all and then their bones instantly fix themselves
All: ahh all better
Guy: how the hell is that even possible!?
It's then decided they needed to dress more appropriately
Brook ks looking class and chopper is looking dapper
Ryo walks out
Ryo: ugh I never wear stuff like this
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Brook: Wow!
Chopper: Ryo you look so scary but so cool!
Ryo: Huh? Really? Guess this isn't so bad then
Luffy: Right let's go!
All the crew is dressed up and ready to go
Ryo is walking his sword handle still at his side in case he needs it
Luffy throws the door open
They all sit down
Luffy keeps asking if people are Bege and even asks a baby but then Bege walks through the door
Bege: Right that should be everybody, your keisters are so clean, you could eat off 'em, right? They say clothes make the man, well I won't humour no mooks who don't care about their appearance 'he sits down' ok there's three and a half hours to go, let's decide, are we doing this or no deal
Big mom's tea part starts in three and a half hours
Let's just see what happens
And that's a wrap
Sorry for the short chapter
But I'm very tired and this seemed like a good time to end
