Hawkins: let's see what the cards have to say about the probability of you surviving a month here, A firm 19 percent, you should go sight see elsewhere, just be perfectly clear, you are aware of who controls this country I presume
The beast pirates all laugh
Zoro: Look like I give a crap
Ryo: We all know it's kaido
Luffy: And you can tell him we're here! To take down an emperor!
Zoro: Dial it back luffy, kimemon said we're supposed to lay low
Luffy: Oh! I was just kidding! Sorry!
They are all confused now
Zoro: hmm that's an interesting sword you got there, where the heck did you get that thing
Luffy: Hmm, it's a fancy pants famous one, right?
Zoro: well if it is what I think it is, it's a powerful one, you should probably let me hold on too it
Luffy: Oh, no way
Zoro: don't tell me no let me see it!
Luffy: never!
Zoro: I'll give it right back
Luffy: No it would be dishonourable
Zoro: why?
Luffy: cause I said so
Zoro: Knock it off!
Luffy: a sword is a samurai's most honourable soul!
Ryo is just standing there
Ryo: (so these are my crewmates)
Zoro: You're a pirate moron! What do you need a samurai's soul for anyway, You don't even know how to use it! Now hand it over!
Luffy: Nuh uh! I don't wanna, I'm gonna slash em up good!
Zoro growls
Luffy: Honourble Zoro-Juro and Ryo-Juro! You take the jerks in the back
Ryo: sure thing
Zoro: fine but after we are finished with these idiots, you've gotta let me have a turn with it too
Hawkins: Kill them!
The beast pirates rush at them
Luffy: Let's see what this thing can do!
He throws the scabbard
Zoro: don't throw the scabbard luffy!
Luffy: HAA! Here we go! Gum gum pistol!
He punches him with the fist holding the sword
Ryo twitches: Ok that even annoyed me
Zoro: You're not using it right!
They then get attacked by a ton of beast pirates
Ryo ignites his sword
Ryo: (If this thing really is one of the supreme grade blades, the. Let's see what it can do!)
He rushes in and slashes a ton of beast pirates
Ryo: (Why does it feel different, with my last one it felt like I could only put a certain amount of power into it or it'd break, but now I know what it is, it feels different)
Ryo continues to slices and dice through all the beast pirates in his way
Ryo: (We don't have time to mess around with these guys, Tama is in trouble) 'he turns around and sees a lot more pirates' but thay might just be a problem
Ryo is then having a bit of a hard time with someone using a gun
He does every bullet
And then cracks start to form in the ground creating holes
Ryo: Nice!
He rushes in and gets shot at but his sword slices right through it and then with a huge kick the guy is sent into the hole
The beast pirates then start to run away and ask Hawkins to step in
Ryo takes down a few giant lizards
Ryo: These things are weird
Ryo turn turned to Hawkins and launched a sword attack and sliced him right through the gut
He then put his sword away as it seemed that blood spurted out of his gut
Ryo: Good that's done
But then
One of the beast pirates fell with a huge gash in his stomach
And Hawkins was fine
Hawkins: impressive
Luffy: How is he still standing
Ryo: forget standing that was a killing blow, he's supposed to be dead
Hawkins then flick his wrist and his hand turns to straw and from one of the cracks a straw doll emerges
Hawkins: Observe that's minus one life
The strawdoll falls to the ground and it has a cut on its chest
Hawkins: you seemed confused, these straw men each represent the lives of my subordinates, with my straw straw powers I can infuse my body with their spirits, they take damage for me, if I amass ten souls I can die ten times
He then spreads a ton of cards in the air
Hawkins: Now let's play a game shall we
Ryo: (Tch)
Hawkins: Here we'll let my strawman cards decide
His straw sword rises into the sky with what looks to be a lot of power smirks the weather seems to change
Then from the sword emerges a huge creepy witch looking thing made out of straw which then laughs creepily and floats behind Hawkins
Hawkins: I'm not so bold as too challenge three members of the worst generation by myself, at least No in a fair fight that is
Zoro: He's a bigger pain in the ass than he looks
Ryo: Should've expected this really
Hawkins does another weird card trick
Hawkins: Now let us begin...
They all wait l
Hawkins unfurls one card
The fool reversed
The card represents internal discord
One of the pirates then kills another
Hawkins: shame I'll try to draw a better card next time, despite the chance of a bad draw, there are cards that expands ones ability far beyond its natural limits
Hawkins once again draws a card
But the Komachiyo appears and he picks up luffy, zoro and Ryo
Tama is in really bad shape
Luffy: Tama you've gotta hang in there
Ryo: Dammit her fever is really high
Zoro: thay must be why her dog is freaking out
The pirates chase after them but they knock them away
Hawkins draws another card, the hyrophant reversed, the card of pursuit
And with that the strawman chases after the strawhats
Ryo: (Well shit this isn't good)
And that's a wrap
Sorry for the boring chapter
But need to stop there next one will be better hopefully
