Then there was you

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Zac: Shit! A man can never have nice things!!!

Zavier: Shit shit shit shit shit

Fatima: Zavie baby that's a bad word and mommy said no saying bad words okay

Zavier: Mommy, Dada bad word

Fatima: I know baby I'm now going to tell him to stop saying bad words, go to ZuZu while mommy speaks to daddy.

Zavier: Zuzu my ZuZu

He walks away to find his sister. Zavier has been soaking up all Zac's potty language and been saying it like he was being paid to cuss.

Fatima: Babe I told you to watch your language around him. He's like a sponge and it's crazy embarrassing when the boy shouts "Fuck" to strangers whenever we're in a store.

Zac: I'm sorry babe but I'm frustrated as fuck right now. I need you to get all your children in the lounge right now cause I'm tired of my shit being ruined.

Fatima: Whatever blow up you're about to have I want no part in it

I continued cooking while he stormed off pissed to gather everyone. They pissed him off even more when they came to the kitchen instead of going to the lounge area where he told them to go.

Zuri: what's up with your husband mom

Fatima: I don't know baby but I'm sure we're about to find out.

Zoey: Yeah not loving his energy right now

Sasha: I didn't do shit so why am I here?

Zac: Cause you are always involved in any type of shit they're in. Someone hit my car, Zoey you asked if you could borrow it today when I left the key in this house this morning and my car was all good now it's ruined.

Zoey: I didn't take your car. Mom's car wasn't being used so I decided to take her car since it was already parked outside the garage and she said she didn't need the car. So move along to next your suspect Mr. Zachary Taylor.

Zac: You energy is giving defensive so I'm thinking you're guilty by association. You would literally jump at the opportunity to use any of my cars and the one day I actually let you, you use your mom's car. So who did it? Since you didn't drive my car but you're somehow associated with the situation.

Zoey: What? Mooooooom you seriously need to get your man. I literally just said I didn't use his car. Shit I didn't even look at it.

Zac: I have a theory. You and whoever was with you went on a little joy ride before your errand and made a dent in my car, then you tried to cover that's hit up by taking your mom's car. So who was with you? Was it Sasha cause her ass over there filing her nails like she got shit to hide.

Sasha: How do I always get dragged into their shit? I literally got here and hour ago.

Zac: Enough time to put a dent in my car.

Zoey: Bro nobody drove your car. We took mom's car to the mall. You going on and on about how we always wane drive your car when both you and mom literally both have the same cars besides your precious Bugatti.

Zac: See your slick ass comments makes you guilty. Your ass is gonna pay for that dent.

Zoey: No I'm not cause I didn't do it. I'm wasting some precious time of my life I'm not about to get back cause I'm in here going back and forth with you about a car dent I wasn't responsible for.

Junior: Precious time girl you ain't even doing shit but lazing around and talking about lame shit with Zuri and aunty.

Zuri: I was with Zoey and daddy she didn't touch your car but since Junior decided to open his mouth why didn't you suspect him? The nigga has literally been here whole day, he could've taken you car while we were gone.