- 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴 & 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴 (pt. two)

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- author here! Part 2 because Z, me and all of you enjoyed this so much. 





author makes jokes - 






JJ: I'm bi.

John B: Oh? Good for you.

JJ: And I'm in love with Andrew.

John B: I take it back. Unacceptable. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not "call you an asshole and leave"





JJ: Being gay is not a choice.
JJ, holding Andrew like a trophy: It's a game and I have won.





Someone: Are you a top or a bottom?

Andrew: I'm a threat.

JJ, through a mouth full of spaghetti: He's a bottom.





JJ: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Andrew: It's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship.





John B: Andrew would kill Rafe for you.

JJ: Drew would kill Rafe for fun.





JJ: And how do you think you're gonna stop me?

John B: I'll tell Andrew.

JJ:
JJ:
You motherfucker.






JJ: Rules are made to be broken. 

John B: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

JJ: Uh, pinatas. 

Pope: Glow sticks. 

Kie: Karate boards. 

Spencer: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot. 

Andrew: Your arm. 

Everyone: 

Andrew: what? too far?




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