𝙸𝚗 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 (𝙰𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚕 𝙺𝚎𝚙𝚗𝚎𝚛)

𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚊𝚌𝚎

S8 E6

"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions"

                              —  Joey Adams

Rebecca was in the resident lounge with the other fifth years.

"Fifth year is the hardest year of your residency. Every surgery you do will go on your record, the wins and the losses. In just a few months, you will..."

"What did I miss?" Meredith asked sitting down in her pink scrubs.

"You're O.B. now? Oh, how the mighty have fallen, huh?"

"She misses Zola. Her uterus hurts"

"Oh, leave her alone, dirtbag" Cristina said looking at Alex. "You are embarrassing me" she whispered to Meredith.

"I'm getting to deliver babies. I'm making life, you know?"

"Yeah, you know what? You're making me gag. Okay, slumming it in O.B. for a few weeks is okay. Whatever. But wearing the vagina squad scrubs in public? It's ugh. We have standards, Meredith"

"I actually like the color" Rebecca said.

"You just like it cause you like vaginas" Alex said.

Rebecca rolled her eyes and slapped the back of his head. "You do too so shut it"

Alex rubbed the back of his head, and slightly glared at Rebecca.

"It is extremely important that you rack up as many good outcomes as possible for your boards. I am implementing a system. I will receive an E-mail if any of you exceed more than ten bad outcomes in your O.R. ten-- any more is unacceptable. Welcome, Dr Kepner"

"Sorry. I got suck in the lab with Bailey"

"I don't care where you were I care that you already have, let's see... uh, two bad outcomes in your O.R" Owen said.

"Ooh"

"Loser"

Rebecca glared at Alex and hit him in the back of head harder than the last hit.

"Are you trying to give me a concussion?" Alex asked rubbing the back of his head again.

Rebecca rolled her eyes and didn't say anything and crossed her arms over her chest.

"Of course that's nothing compared to Karev's impressive five bad outcomes"

"Oh!" April said laughing and turning to look at Alex.

"I keep getting dud patients"

"Tell it to your board examiners. The point, people, is to keep your bad outcomes to a minimum, or you will be hard-pressed to find a fellowship next year"

"Who are you texting?" Meredith asked Cristina.

"Who do you think?"