The Coffee Cup Crisis

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Tim Bradford:

Have you guys seen my coffee cup?

Lucy Chen:
Nope, haven't seen it.

Tamara Collins:
Nope, not me either.

Tamara Collins:
What does it look like?

Tim Bradford:
It's a dark blue ceramic cup with a dent on the handle. It's got this perfect chip on the rim from when I dropped it two months ago, but that's what makes it mine. You know, character.

Lucy Chen:
Wait a second... you mean MY coffee cup that I lost last week?!

Tim Bradford:
No, no, this is my cup. The one I've had for ages, the one I use every single day.

Tamara Collins:
Hold up, wait a second. Tim, are you telling me you've been using Lucy's cup this whole time?

Tim Bradford:
What? No! Of course not. It's not her cup. It's my cup. My personal coffee cup.

Lucy Chen:
It sounds like you've been using my cup, Tim.

Tim Bradford:
I'm telling you, it's mine!

Tamara Collins:
Okay, so now we have a coffee cup identity crisis. I'm here for it.

Lucy Chen:
No, Tim, that's my cup. It was in the kitchen yesterday, and now it's gone. Which means, you have it.

Tim Bradford:
Look, I'm just looking for my cup. If it's yours, I'm happy to return it, but it's definitely not your cup.

Lucy Chen:
You're happy to return it? If it's mine, you've already been drinking out of it for the last two weeks!

Tamara Collins:
So... who's the real owner here? I need a coffee cup blood test.

Tim Bradford:
Okay, fine. Fine. If it's really your cup, then I'll return it. But I need to know where it went. I can't function without it.

Lucy Chen:
And I can't function with you constantly taking my stuff! I've had that cup since college!

Tamara Collins:
Are we really fighting over a coffee cup right now?

Tim Bradford:
We're not fighting. I'm just—wait, does it have a little scratch on the bottom, right near the base? Because I think it has my initials on it.

Lucy Chen:
No, it has my initials on it. I'm pretty sure it's the one with the little chip in the rim from that time I accidentally knocked it off the counter while doing dishes.

Tim Bradford:
Hold up. That sounds like something I would do.

Lucy Chen:
Exactly! That's my cup!

Tamara Collins:
Okay, okay. Let's settle this like adults. I'll go check the kitchen and see if it's in there. We can do a "showdown of cups" or whatever.

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