The rookie Groupchat

The Great Bake Off Pt2

Bailey Nune:
What is going on in here? Did someone blow up a kitchen?

Nyla Harper:
You missed everything, Bailey. It wasn't a bake-off—it was a disaster movie with a baking theme.

Lucy Chen:
Correction: It was a learning experience.

Angela Lopez:
A learning experience where I learned never to trust Tamara near an oven again.

Tamara Collins:
Why is everyone looking at me? I didn't set anything on fire! That was Angela.

Bailey Nune:
Wait. There was a FIRE?

Angela Lopez:
It was a tiny fire. Like, a cute one. Barely even counted.

Lucy Chen:
Angela, you grabbed a tray with an oven mitt and still screamed like you were auditioning for a horror movie.

Angela Lopez:
Because no one told me the tray was that hot!

Nyla Harper:
Angela, it came out of a 400-degree oven. What were you expecting, a tray fresh out of the freezer?

Bailey Nune:
So Angela set stuff on fire, but what did everyone else do?

Tamara Collins:
I made a beautiful lemon meringue pie.

Lucy Chen:
Tamara, it looked like soup. With marshmallows floating on top.

Nyla Harper:
The meringue literally melted, Bailey. I didn't know meringue could melt.

Tamara Collins:
It was a bold experiment!

Angela Lopez:
Bold? Your experiment was one bad decision away from summoning Gordon Ramsay to yell at us.

Lucy Chen:
At least she didn't confuse salt for sugar like I did.

Bailey Nune:
Lucy, no. Not you. Please tell me that's a joke.

Lucy Chen:
IT WAS ONE MISTAKE. I fixed it before anyone even noticed!

Nyla Harper:
Lucy, your frosting was so salty that Tamara asked if it was "ocean-themed."

Tamara Collins:
It could've been if you'd leaned into it! Creativity is key!

Lucy Chen:
Alright, ladies. Bake-off's done. My kitchen looks like a war zone. Let's recap the... uh... results.

Angela Lopez:
Results? You mean how I dominated with my cookies? Let's talk about that first.

Nyla Harper:
Dominated? Angela, half your cookies were cremated. The fire alarm went off, and Tamara thought it was a test.

Tamara Collins:
In my defense, Lucy always tests her fire alarms. It's a good safety practice!

Lucy Chen:
Not during a bake-off, Tamara. I thought I was going to have to call 911. Again.

Angela Lopez:
Okay, but the unburnt ones were amazing. Admit it. My chocolate chip cookies were the highlight of the night.

Nyla Harper:
Highlight? Angela, my brownies brought depth. Complexity.

Tamara Collins:
Yeah, and also a dentist bill. I bit into one and felt my molar crack. What did you use, Nyla, cement?

Nyla Harper:
Excuse me, it's called fudgy consistency. You wouldn't understand, with your lemon meringue soup.