The rookie Groupchat

Tamara's Driving Lesson Of Doom Pt2

Tamara Collins:
Update: Driving is harder than it looks.

Tim Bradford:
Oh, you don't say.

Lucy Chen:
You almost ran into a parked car, Tamara. A parked car.

Tamara Collins:
It came out of nowhere!

Tim Bradford:
It's called a parking lot. Cars are meant to be there.

Lucy Chen:
Also, Tim screamed like a horror movie character when she made that turn.

Tim Bradford:
I wasn't screaming. I was... expressing concern loudly.

Tamara Collins:
He screamed, "BRAKE!" like the world was ending.

Lucy Chen:
To be fair, you did mistake the gas pedal for the brake.

Tamara Collins:
Only for a second!

Tim Bradford:
A second is all it takes to turn us into a flaming ball of wreckage.

Tamara Collins:
Wow, drama king much?

Lucy Chen:
Honestly, the best part was when she tried to parallel park.

Tim Bradford:
If by "parallel park" you mean "invent a new parking angle," sure.

Tamara Collins:
It was artistic! I'm thinking of calling it "The Tilted Tamara."

Tim Bradford:
I'm thinking of calling the DMV and warning them.

Lucy Chen:
You've got to admit, she has enthusiasm.

Tim Bradford:
Enthusiasm isn't going to save anyone when she decides to treat the freeway like a racetrack.

Tamara Collins:
Come on, Tim. Admit it. I wasn't that bad.

Tim Bradford:
You're right. You weren't bad. You were terrifying.

Lucy Chen:
Okay, but are we doing this again next week?

Tim Bradford:
Next week? Are you trying to kill me, Lucy?

Tamara Collins:
I'll bring snacks!

Tim Bradford:
Snacks won't make this better.

Lucy Chen:
Oh, come on, Tim. You're not scared, are you?

Tim Bradford:
Scared? No. Mentally preparing for the apocalypse? Yes.

Tamara Collins:
I'll take that as a yes for next week.

Tim Bradford:
I'm putting in for hazard pay.