The rookie Groupchat

Tamara's Driving Lesson of Doom

Tamara Collins:
Whose ready for my driving lesson??? 

Tim Bradford:
I can think of about 50 other things I'd rather do than this.

Lucy Chen:
Tim, come on! You're gonna do great. Tamara's practically a professional driver at this point.

Tim Bradford:
A professional driver? She just figured out the difference between the gas and brake pedals five minutes ago.

Tamara Collins:
Please, I'm practically an expert. I've watched so many driving videos on YouTube. I've got this.

Tim Bradford:
Ah, yes. YouTube. The world's most reliable source of information.

Lucy Chen:
Okay, but honestly, where else would she get her knowledge from? The DMV?

Tim Bradford:
Right. I'm sure the DMV has a section on how to accidentally destroy your side mirror while parking.

Tamara Collins:
That was one time! And it was the wind's fault.

Tim Bradford:
The wind, huh? You're blaming nature now.

Lucy Chen:
I can't wait for this. Tim, are you at least excited?

Tim Bradford:
Excited? I'm about to watch a trainwreck in slow motion.

Tamara Collins:
Hey! I've got this. What's the worst that could happen?

Tim Bradford:
Oh, let me count the ways.

Lucy Chen:
Come on, Tim. It's a driving lesson, not a death wish.

Tim Bradford:
And yet I feel like it might be the latter.

Tamara Collins:
Seriously, though, I'm actually prepared. I've been practicing parallel parking on my video game console.

Tim Bradford:
Video games? What's next? Will you try learning how to drive by playing Grand Theft Auto?

Tamara Collins:
Now that you mention it, I might just. I bet I could learn how to steal a car way faster that way.

Tim Bradford:
God help me.

Lucy Chen:
Tim, relax! It's going to be fun.

Tim Bradford:
You're not the one getting in the car with her.

Tamara Collins:
You guys are so dramatic. It's just a car.

Tim Bradford:
I'm going to need a lawyer, a therapist, and a stress ball.

Tamara Collins:
Fine, fine. I'll drive responsibly. Promise.

Tim Bradford:
I'm sure that'll last about five seconds.

Lucy Chen:
Okay, I'm really excited for this. Someone needs to capture the moment on video.

Tim Bradford:
Lucy, you're supposed to be on my side here.

Lucy Chen:
Tim, you need to lighten up. I'm here for moral support, and also to witness the greatest disaster of our generation.

Tim Bradford:
This isn't funny. This is terrifying.

Tamara Collins:
You guys are the worst. I'm serious about this. I'm going to drive like a professional.

Tim Bradford:
I just want to make it to the end of the day without needing a tetanus shot.