The rookie Groupchat

Wesly's Accidental Arrest

W:Alright, gang. I've decided I'm going to build something. DIY style.

L:Wait... you got arrested at the police precinct? That doesn't even sound possible!

A:Oh, I can't wait to hear this. Wesley, what did you do??

W:Nothing! I was there giving a seminar on legal rights, mind you! But some detective from another department saw me and thought I matched their suspect's description from a blurry security cam photo.

T:So... you're saying they mistook you for an actual criminal, Evers?

J:At the police station. Honestly, Tim, I'm with Wesley on this one—it's impressive.

W:I'm a LAWYER. Standing in front of a room full of rookies teaching legal rights. And the next thing I know, I'm being cuffed and booked.

A:Oh, no, Wes. Did you try to fight back? Please tell me they have this on video.

W:Fight back? I was so calm! I told them, "This is a terrible misunderstanding." But I'm guessing they thought that was a guilty conscience talking. Next thing I know, I'm in a holding cell.

L:Did you at least call Angela? Because I would've loved to see her reaction when she found out.

A:He didn't have to,I was already there watching this go down!

N:I would've paid money to see your face, Angela.

A:Oh, I was laughing. Believe me. So was everyone else. And yes, Wes, I snapped a photo. That mugshot is officially our Christmas card this year.

T:The Evers Family: Bringing Law and Order to the Holidays.

L:Wesley, you could even use it as your new profile picture. People would be too scared to mess with you.

W:Real funny, guys. I was trying to be helpful, and I end up treated like a perp.

J:Hey, think of it as firsthand experience! Now you can tell your clients exactly what it's like.

W:You know, I was considering bringing a lawsuit. Emotional damages, humiliation... this could be worth millions.

N:Or you could just laugh it off. You're getting no sympathy from us, Wes.

W;Next time I need help, remind me not to count on my wife's friends.

L:For what it's worth, Wesley, I'm on your side!

A:Oh, he's fine. Believe me, he'll never let us live this down.

W:Well, as long as you all had fun. I'll be sending that lawsuit after all.