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Tim's Secret Snack Stash

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by thogicaltraveler

by thogicaltraveler

Tamara Collins:
Hey, Lucy, did you know Tim has a secret snack stash in his desk?

Lucy Chen:
I don't believe you. Tim wouldn't have a snack stash. He's a walking fitness machine.

Tamara Collins:

Trust me. I've seen it with my own eyes. I might've... borrowed a few chips.

Lucy Chen:
What? No way. I need those chips. Tim's not exactly sharing material.

Tim Bradford:
What is this?

Tamara Collins:
Oh, nothing. Just telling Lucy how you hoard snacks like you're preparing for a zombie apocalypse.

Tim Bradford:
I do not hoard. I'm prepared.

Lucy Chen:
You're hoarding, Tim. You're the last person who should be hiding food.

Tim Bradford:
It's not hiding! It's called "strategic food placement" for maximum efficiency.

Tamara Collins:
Yeah, and we're all just "strategically" trying to get our hands on them.

Lucy Chen:
So, how do we get access to this secret stash, huh?

Tim Bradford:
What stash? There is no stash. You're imagining things.

Tamara Collins:
I've got photos. Shall we discuss the chips, the candy, and the granola bars in your bottom drawer?

Tim Bradford:
...You took pictures?

Lucy Chen:
You never even share your donuts! What kind of sergeant are you?

Tim Bradford:
A prepared one. You guys don't appreciate a well-stocked drawer.

Tamara Collins:
Oh, we appreciate it. We're just, uh, wondering if you could be a little more generous with your "strategic" stash.

Tim Bradford:
No one touches my stash. Ever.

Lucy Chen:
Not even if we all chip in for more donuts next time?

Tamara Collins:
Or chips. We could definitely use more chips...

Tim Bradford:
This is extortion.

Lucy Chen:
Isn't it just called "friendship"?

Tim Bradford:
Friends don't raid each other's snack drawers.

Tamara Collins:
We're testing your limits, Tim. Come on, share just one cookie.

Lucy Chen:
Or maybe two... For the good of the squad.

Tim Bradford:
...Fine. ONE cookie. But you're buying the next batch of donuts.

Tamara Collins:
Deal. Just know that this will cost you later.

Lucy Chen:
What are we talking about? A bigger stash or less work for us?

Tim Bradford:
Neither. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got other things to hide.

Lucy Chen:
Like what? More cookies?

Tim Bradford:
Definitely not more cookies.

Any ideas? Because my ideas are running low