Actors Age Regression One-Shots

Little Escapologist - Jeremy Renner

"Okay, Remy, time for your diaper change", Y/N told Jeremy all the way from the kitchen as she finished washing the dishes from lunch.

Jeremy was just racing around the living room on his tricycle, but after hearing the words 'diaper change', he sped up full throttle and went off to hide from his Mama.

"Remy? Where did you go?", Y/N asked out loud while walking into the living room and finding it empty. She scanned the area in confusion before the sound of the little bell on Jeremy's tricycle went off, which gave her a clue of where her baby boy had run off to. "Baby, where are you? Mama needs to change your bum, otherwise, you'll get a rash. Come on, buddy. I'll be quick, I promise. That way you'll get to go right back to playing", Y/N continued talking before turning the corner to her office.

Inside, she found Jeremy's tricycle parked right in front of her desk, but Jeremy was nowhere to be seen. Y/N heard a small giggle coming from behind the curtains on the side of the room, the lump at the bottom of the fabric giving her a hint of where Jeremy might be.

"Hmm, I wonder where my little man is hiding", Y/N said, pretending cluelessness as she stepped further into the room. With slow and quiet motions, Y/N moved the tricycle out of the way and walked closer to the curtain before grabbing the side carefully. "Could he be...behind this curtain?!", Y/N exclaimed, sure that she was going to find her little one behind the piece of fabric, but to her surprise, Jeremy wasn't there. Instead, she found that the lump under the curtain was actually a small feet stool.

Before Y/N could continue her inspection of the room, Jeremy's giggles were heard once more before he popped out from behind the curtain on the opposite corner of the wall and waddled away and past Y/N without another word.

"Hey! You get back here, sneaky bum!", Y/N exclaimed again as she tried to catch Jeremy, but he was too fast. And just as he appeared, he disappeared, in a flash.

Y/N walked back out to the main area of the house where everything seemed calm and quiet. But Y/N knew Jeremy would try to trick her again and that his giggles would give him away, so she came up with a plan to trick him back.

"Oh man! I couldn't catch him. Maybe my baby went to hide over at his nursery, or in his playroom. Yeah, that's where he went. I'll go search for him there", Y/N said loud enough so Jeremy could hear her from wherever he was hiding on the first floor. Y/N knew he couldn't have gone to the second floor since the baby gates were locked both at the bottom and at the top of the stairs. "Okay, I'm walking up the stairs now!", Y/N continued with her plan as she pretended to walk up the stairs by stepping on the floor a couple of times before hiding behind one of the couches in the living room.

A few seconds went by before Jeremy's head popped up from behind the dining table. He looked to the sides and directly to the stairs to verify that Y/N had indeed gone up to the second floor before bolting towards his next and more secure hiding spot, inside the laundry room.

Just as he was passing the living room again, Y/N jumped out of her hiding spot, successfully making Jeremy stop in his tracks as she wrapped her arms around his torso before picking him up to stop him from running away again.

"Aha! Where do you think you're going, mister?", Y/N asked Jeremy as she positioned him on her hip.

"Nuuuhhh! You no suppose to catch me, Mama", Jeremy let out really disappointed that Y/N had managed to outplay him, even when he was super stealthy.

"Well, my little escapologist, you weren't supposed to hide from Mama in the first place. If you would've let me change your diaper when I told you, we would be over with it already. Now, we're going to the nursery to put a fresh and clean diaper on you and make sure you didn't give yourself a rash from all the running you just did", Y/N informed Jeremy as she unlocked the baby gate at the bottom of the stairs and locked it before walking up to Jeremy's nursery.