PJO + KOTLC Fanfiction

Holy Crowbar Flying at My Face!

A/N  To @TrapedInSpace  for voting on a lot of my chapters! Thanks goirl! <---- Gru voice if you were wondering

*Percy*

The feeling of being thought about sent shivers through my body. Which almost made me drop my ice cream. Which almost made me cry. Which would've made me die.

You see, I was in a middle of a date with Annabeth, which meant we were unceremoniously attacked, while eating ice cream, and if any of these little rats messed up my ice cream I was gonna go crazy. 

"Percy, your left!" Said Annabeth as she's fought a monster and finished ordered her ice cream.  

I switched my ice cream (blue cotton candy with blue gum in it) to my right hand and tossed my sword to my left. Then I sliced and diced. Whatever monster was behind me turned to dust before I got to see what it was. I don't understand why monsters were so persistent. I mean, if I was killed by a weird, homeless looking Demi-god on a random Thursday, I certainly wouldn't go back and get killed again. Unless I got a lot stronger if four days. 

Then I would swoop in looking amazing and then BAM! Bye-bye weird, Adam Sandler dressed Demi-god. 

Annabeth killed the last monster while licking her mint chocolate chip ice cream. 

"Ah, what a date," she sighed. 

I quirked an eyebrow at her. "If this is what you're into, maybe I should take you monster hunting more often." Annabeth snorted. 

"I meant that sarcastically and you know it," she laughed and punched my shoulder. 

"Oh. My. GODS! Look!" I screeched, pointing to the left of Annabeth. She whipped her head around to see what I was looking at, her body tight like she was preparing to fight. 

I scooped down and licked her ice cream. "Hey!" She yelled as she turned back to look at me. She pulled her ice cream away with a pout. 

"Delicious," I chuckled. 

"Now that you've ate my ice cream, you're going to have to take me on another date."

"Oh the horror! Another?" I said dramatically. 

"To the library." 

"Yeah no.... hard pass."

Annabeth leveled a glare at me. I caved. 

"I'll take you wherever you wanna go as long as I get to be next to you. The whole time." I kissed her forehead. She shoved me and grumbled something about how I was way to sweet.

And then- "HOLY CROWBAR FLYING AT MY FACE!" 

My loving girlfriend shoved me out of the way before it could hit me. In the direction it had came from was a cloaked figure. Their hand was outstretched, and for a second, the person seemed to be in shock, and then they took off sprinting. 

By the time I had got to my feet, Annabeth was already after the person, following them as close as she could through the crowded streets, pushing her way past tourists, workers, vendors, and wailing children. 

The figure took a sharp turn into an alleyway, making Annabeth slip and crash to the ground. I glanced at her annoyed and angry face before continuing the chase after the person. I knew she'd be finneeeee.... Hopefully. Just kidding, she's strong. And I knew she'd rather I chased the person than help her. 

I cut into the alleyway just in time to see them jump through a... portal?

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A/N    Okay hear me out....

I had this amazing thought for a new book, ad I need to share it with you guys, and after you read it you're going to have to forget it and don't steal it or I'll find you and then no one will remember you. 

Basically, you've got two guys pining after your affection, both you trust with your life. Until it turns out the #1 is your biggest baddest enemy and NO ONE would ever see it coming because he's the first male lead. The one the female lead is supposed to end up with. Everyone would suspect its the second male lead because, y'know, he's the the second male lead. But its like a big reveal at the end of the book and it's one of those "I never saw it coming' type shit.

Let me know what you thinkkkkk. Hope you liked this update!

-Avery