Johnny Depp- Best Friends Podcast

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John and I for some reason had this strange idea to make a podcast

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John and I for some reason had this strange idea to make a podcast. Mandy another friend in our group would be asking us questions and we would be answering them. We decided to only do one camera facing the couch. So he was sat in the middle of the couch and I had my legs across his lap as we started up the live chat. Johnny was whispering playfully with me and we were both laughing our butts off at dumb stuff.

"Okay guys... Folks are rolling in." Mandy says sitting across from us. We both nod and she sets a mic up above us which Johnny grabs at playfully. I watch and hold in my laughter as he starts to squeeze it.

"Sorry." He says after a moment, adjusting himself in his seat and clearing his throat. I let out a sound as I hold in my laugh to which he smiles widely trying to hide his own laughter. I clear my throat and look at Mandy as I wait for more instructions and John does the same. Mandy laughs at our antics.

"Okay so... Their gonna ask you guys questions. Your gonna answer them and so forth and so on. I'll read the questions to you, Okay?" She explains to which I nod happily and so does John.

"Okay guys ask us any questions you want, we will... Try to answer them to the best of our ability." John says. I nod in agreement as I wait for Mandy to ask the first question.

Mandy immediately laughs, "first question is... What do you guys eat that the other doesn't like?" She asks.

"Y/N eats cottage cheese and I find it repulsive..." John says.

I raise and eyebrow, "cottage cheese is amazing, it goes on just about everything." I defend.

"She puts it in cereal by the way. That's just grotesque in my opinion. That is just savage." He retorts with a snort laugh.

"John you've never even tried it! I don't want to hear anything from a man who eats the actual butt and feet of a chicken. Disgusting!" I say playfully pushing his shoulder.

He wheezes a laugh out, "That is a delicacy in many countries thank you very much. It's very delicious." He turns away like a pouty child.

"Meanwhile I... Who am normal. I get some bread and I toast it, then I put some smashed avocado on it, spread the cottage cheese on top. It's amazing." I say with a cheeky grin.

John grunts in playful disgust, "You eat way to healthy man."

"I eat that for breakfast. What do you eat?" I ask softly.

"Raisin Bran." He responds looking at me with a quirked brown.

"International old people's cereal. You have no taste John.. no tact." I say playfully as I laugh.

"I mean.. I can't really eat what I use to enjoy. It's apparently "unhealthy" according to my private chef. She refuses to make it." He laughs.

"What did you use to eat?" I ask Tracing his tattoo.

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