I (Accidentally) Kidnapped 5SOS

Chapter 15: Earwigs and Hair Wigs

Chapter 15: Earwigs and Hair Wigs

(a/n) I laughed while making this (slightly) filler chapter, not gonna lie.

P.S. This picture of Mikey makes me really happy. :D ^^^

P.P.S. I PASSED MY DRIVERS TEST ON THE SAME DAY AS MY ONE DIRECTION CONCERT!! FREEEEDOMMM!!! The concert was so good, even better than the one I went to last year in Chicago. Liam forgot his cue in "Story of My Life", Harry obsessed over the Packers, every girl screamed whenever Niall was mentioned, and Louis constantly dumped water and Silly String on Liam's head. Having the first band I ever fell for come to my hometown was an indescribable feeling. It was absolutely amazing, and I will treasure those memories forever. :)

"How do you expect me to use a shower the size of a broom closet?" I demanded, gesturing at the tiny room in front of me.

Luke peeked inside over my shoulder. "What's wrong with it? It's cozy."

"Get your wet head off my shoulder," I said. I planted my hand against his face and pushed him back. "It's not cozy, it's tiny. Seriously, I'm going to die of claustrophobia in there."

"You're such a girl."

"Does it look like I have a banana in my pants?"

"A banana in your--Oh, I get it. A banana is a guy's ding-dong, and the cherries are his balls. Very clever."

"You catch on fast," I stated dryly. "Gold star for you."

"Shut up," he scowled, his ears red. "Just go and take a shower. You stink."

"Thanks a lot," I shot at him. "But it's all gross and wet in there, thanks to you! Do you always have to make such a mess?"

"We warned you," Calum said with a shrug when he walked by.

"You guys are making a big deal out of nothing," Luke said defensively. "It's not that bad in there."

"Dude, when I opened the door, a wave of water literally came out," I reminded him.

"Backwash."

"That made no sense. Alright, I'm going in. Wish me luck."

"Bad luck," he said, and I twisted his exposed nipple. He squealed like a little girl and batted my hand away. "You're mean!" he accused, glaring at me.

I raised my eyebrows at him. "In other news, the sky is blue."

"Luke!" Allison screeched from somewhere in the bunk area. "I need your tallness!"

"Even if you are mean, I think that I prefer you over her," he said as he backed away from the bathroom.

"That's the most intelligent thing you've said all day," I said with a small smirk.

He rolled his eyes at me before following the sound of Allison's voice. I returned to the task at hand, which was taking a shower in a broom closet, and I took a deep breath. I really didn't like small spaces, something that I had inherited from my mother. Maybe if I shut my eyes and took the shower, I could convince myself that it was actually a large, luxury bathroom in a beach house near the coast of Cuba. Yeah, that's it.

I stepped inside the bathroom and groaned to myself when I felt the cool water seep into my socks. Darn you, Luke, I thought in frustration as I peeled them off my feet. I'm going to make you clean this up later.

I shut the door behind me and inhaled deeply once again. I stripped down to nothing, and I swished the shower curtain out of my way. I turned on the water with some difficulty and waited for it to get warm. Once it was, I slipped inside and hid myself behind the white curtain.