Dear Day In The life Of A Pissed Off Big Brother,
Mokuba wouldn't fucking get out of bed this morning.
I had to get him out with one of my speeches and trademark kicking.
"GET UP MOKUBA"
Response: Whiny, highpitched manatee sounds.
I kicked his bedpost.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED. SLEEP FUCKING EARLY. DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK. GET A DAMN WORKOUT. IMPROVE YOURSELF. MEET NEW FUCKING PEOPLE OTHER THAN YOUR DORKY FRIENDS ON YOUR FUCKING WORLD OF BATTLECRAFT, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS. EXPLORE NEW THINGS, YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER. AND JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED."
He didn't do anything.
I had to take EXTREME measures.
"I will cut off all your hair."
He flew out of bed.
-Seto Kaiba
