Dear giant canvas of sand, (you'll understand at the end)
So, this morning, I was in my Blue Eyes Jet, (which is not weird at all) flying to Pegasus' island, because he kidnapped my little brother.
Again.
Again.
AGAIN.
FUCKING AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN
But something was amiss.
I couldn't put my finger on it.
I heard rustling in the back and a sudden megaphone enhanced, "IN AMERICA!"
I'm not even going to try and hide that I lost my shit, and freaked the fuck out.
So my finger accidentally hit the self-destruct button.
Woopdie fucking whoops.
I clamored to find my only parachute, because Mokuba had used up his by sending his pet squirrel, HoniBunni into space.
Not even kidding.
Sometimes I wonder about that little dipshit.
When I found it, I jumped.
But little did I know that the fucking patriot had been clinging to my leg.
The whole way down I was giving him the coldest death glare I had.
Which is pretty damn cold, if I do say so myself.
We landed in the middle of the fucking ocean.
We also had to swim to get to a nearby island, thank God.
Though, I was trying to kick Bandit Keith into a nearby swarm of sharks.
I washed ashore when it was dark.
The stars were shining brightly, obviously they didn't care about how I almost died not far from them.
I think they wanted me to die to be honest.
Okay, ONE JUST FUCKING BLINKED AT ME.
WHAT THE FUCK
CAN THEY HEAR MY THOUGHTS
UGH DIE FUCKING BALLS OF GAS
I CANNOT DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT AT THIS MOMENT
I have a fucking Bandit Keith to kill.
He is singing American songs that are so offkey, I think part of my soul is dying.
Did I just cough up blood after that high F#?
"OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE BY THE SUNSETS LATE LIGHT"
"THAT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT LYRICS SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME."
-Seto Kaiba
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Will Kaiba escape the island?
Will Keith, hopefully, die by monkeys?
Are stars out to get egotistical CEOS?
Tune in next entry for another ahhhh I'm bored Imma get me a snack pack
