Dear Diary,
What a fantastic night at the prom...
FUCKING WRONG.
IT.
WAS.
CHAOS.
ALL THE PEOPLE THERE WERE MINOR CHARACTERS FROM ALL THE GENERATIONS
TYRANNO HASSELBERRY WAS GNAWING ON MY PINK STILLETO
I THINK WEEVIL UNDERWOOD WAS CRAWLING THROUGH THE AIR DUCTS
MAKO TSUNAMI WAS SINGING "UNDER THE SEA" WHILE HIS HEAD WAS DUNKED IN THE PUNCH BOWL
PEGASUS WAS THERE AND TOLD ME HE HAD THE EXACT SAME DRESS AS MINE BUT IN HOT PINK
THE WHOLE NIGHT I WAS LIKE
PLEASE
KILL ME
END THIS TORTURE
GUESS WHO WAS MY PROM KING
I FEEL SO FUCKING GAY
IT WAS
(REJOICE FANGIRLS)
JOEY WHEELER
I FINALLY JUMPED OUT A WINDOW
AND RAN
AND RAN
AND RAN
TO THE NEAREST DUNKIN' DONUTS
AND JUMPED IN THE COFFEE GROUNDS BIN
WHY YOU ASK
BECAUSE I NEEDED TO ESPRESSO MY FEELINGS
HA
HA HA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'M MAKING PUDDING NOW
AT TWO THIRTY NINE IN THE MORNING
I HAVE LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE
TRADING CARDS
-Seto Kaiba
