Dear Duke's headband, (you think I would actually use a piece of paper but nope)
When I woke up with my hangover, I looked around and saw that my house was destroyed.
FUCKING.
GOAT.
I DON'T CARE IF HE IS A ORPHAN, I.
WILL.
DESTROY.
YOU.
MR. GOAT.
GET READY FOR WAR, MR. GOAT.
DO YOU HEAR ME WRITING THIS?!
WAR ON YOUR FURRY ASS.WAR.
-Seto Kaiba (bad-ass goat killer)