The Dick Diaries: Kaiba Seto

April 7, 2016

Dear Diary,

Joey has been rubbing off on me lately

One of my secretaries started complaining that she doesn't want to go get my condoms from the store (they're cool balloons)

And I replied, "quit yet bitchin"

Then she fainted.

Great now I need to pay for her therapy.

-Seto Kaiba