Dear Diary,
Here is what I think would happen to me if I went to Hogwarts:
Me: *sits down* So where is the fucking hat-
Sorting Hat: Aha! Much potential-very smart-
Me: AH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND- *throws hat across room*
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That is all.
Good day.
-Seto Kaiba
