Dear Diary,
You thought I was dead, didn't you?
You dirty microwaves.
How dare you.
Apox on thee, mortals.
Apox.
On thee.
I'm Batman.
Meow.
I need therapy.
Pudding.
I tied superglued Mokuba to the ceiling fan and stuck it on high.
Meow.
-Seto Kaiba (Batman)
