Inspired by a random post~
Enjoy my babies~
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Dear Diary,
Long time no see.
Eh, I didn't really miss you.
Yeah. I'm an asshole. I know.
>:)
I'm an even worse asshole to Mokuba though.
Poor little bastard.
I was hiding in a hidden room that requires a certain chess move on my board to open. I call it my "happy time place".
Well anyway, I was hiding in my happy time place and I had left a note on my desk just in case an "important" visitor came by when I was gone.
The note was as follows:
Dear anyone looking for me,
You will never find me. I am the darkness. I am the night.
Just kidding. Or am I?
Well this should probably answer any questions you have:
- Contract to get more money? Yes.
- Contract to lose money? Better be for a damn good reason.
- My Christmas break was good. So fuck off about it.
- Look, I'll level with you, Kevin from Creativity Department #24, because I know it's fucking you, you nosy ass six piece chicken McNobody. I've been drunk for four weeks straight. It's the only way I could handle my hopped up on sugar brothers and Yugi's Friendship Clan Cult From Hell. Could you do me a solid for once and walk away before you open your mouth and pollute the air with your mindless, unnecessary, small talk? I'm one "So how about that weather" from hanging myself in the break room. Good day to you, Kevin from Creativity Department #24. GOOD. DAY.
I saw him crying later on.
I felt accomplished.
Kaiba: 1
Kevin from Creativity Department #24: 36
.....he's good at Mortal Kombat.
-Seto Kaiba
