Author's Note:
I know when the readers read the title they were like
"Please no"
Well the writer is like
"Plz no" too
But she's gonna write it anyway
Because she likes to make fun of Kaiba
Teehee
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The Scene: An empty downtown street, littered with various trash. Gangs of thugs are said to be housed here.
Plot: Trillionare Seto Kaiba wants to prove he is "hood" and prove a certain Starbucks waiter wrong. (It was Joey) But, of course we're talking about Kaiba here, something goes wrong.
BEGIN!
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(IMAGINE SETO'S REGULAR VOICE WHILE HE'S SAYING THESE THINGS LOL)
"Uh-uh boo boo u said wat?!"
"... Mr. Kaiba, please stop."
"Uh-uh I'm tellin' Saquisha and Shanaenae bout this, mhm boo boo u can bet"
"..."
"Where's my hot sauce, fried chicken, and watermelons-"
"MR. KAIBA THAT WAS SO RACIST-"
"I was told this was how they talked and acted-"
"Let me see that book sir-"
*shuffling*
"... Sir."
"Yeah?"
"This says how to be a stereotypical ghetto girl."
"... Oh."
"Yeah."
"Joey owes me ten cents I totally pulled that off."
"Sir-"
"What?"
"... Can you stop doing the duck face, it frightens me."
"..."
"..."
"No."
"Sir, plz-"
"WHATEVA I DO WHAT I WANT!"
