Dear Diary,
So I went to Domino Water Park with Mokuba.
It was... eventful.
I tried to go up a slide that was easily ten stories high, if that little.
It was appropriately named "Giant Slide".
I was looking around for an elevator! They didn't have one!
We were expected to climb ten stories!
I was about to say "Fuck this shit I'm out", but Mokuba called me a dragon chick(en shit).
Well, I can't have that.
I made it about halfway up the ladder when I realized I was afraid of heights, and that I was in a speedo.
Mokuba had pulled off my bathing robe and I haven't noticed.
Fuck.
As soon as I made it, I immediately slid down.
Oh.
Oh it was not a slide.
Oh no.
It was a fucKING TEN STORY FREEFALL WITH WATER DROPLETS ON YOUR BACK
MY SPEEDO COVERED CARDBOARD ASS DID NOT TOUCH ANY SLIDE WHATSOEVER
AND AT THE END YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GENTLY *plop* IN THE WATER
OH NO
NOT ME
I SHOT OUT AND SAILED OVER FOUR SCREAMING KIDS AND HIT A HOT DOG CART
UPDATES AFTER I FIND MY SPEEDO
-Seto
