The Dick Diaries: Kaiba Seto

May 8, 2016

Dear Diary,

I'm not sure if I'm gonna make it out alive.

Mokuba restarted my Pandora account...

AND ALL THATS ON THERE IS SPICE GIRLS, TOM JONES, AND RICK ASTLEY

WHAT IS LIFE EVEN

I'm hiding in my closet now...

I pray the goat doesn't find me-

ABORT ABORT MISSION ABORT

WE'VE BEEN MOKUBA-D I REPEAT WE'VE BEEN MOKUBA-D

QUICK WHATS THE NUMBER FOR 911

...

FUCK YOU YOU'RE A DIARY

I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS BULLSHIT

OH SHIT MOKUBA PLZ

PLZ NOT THE GOATS

OR THE BEES

I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY TAYLOR SWIFT MERCHANDISE JUST DON'T TOUCH MY PRETTY FACE

NO

NO DON'T HURT MY HAIR

WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU

AND ALL BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE SPICE GIRLS

NO NO PUT DOWN THE GOAT

(the rest of the writing was illegible, Kura apologizes for any inconvenience this causes you frens.)