Captains Log.
Stardate: 5132017.FJW.
Mokuba has been playing the kazoo version of "We Are Number One" for three straight hours.
Joey is throwing eggs at my prized poodle bushes.
Tristan is doing doughnuts on my previously immaculate lawn.
Téa is making spaghetti.
I've never wanted death more.
End log.
-Seto Kaiba