September 28, 2015

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Dear Bandit Keith's forehead,


So far, I have seen no food anywhere.

I am seriously thinking about cannibalism, and that's not a hard thing to think up when you have an American idiot singing, "American Idiot" in high pitched super soprano.

I found a sharpie in my pocket, hence why I am writing on his forehead.

He fell asleep a while ago, so I drew a moosetache for kicks.

It's a literal moosetache.

Canada maple and everything

Wait, I hear a rustling.

I look over.

It was Joey!

"Umm... Kaiba? What are you...Doin'?"

I slowly looked down, at my moosey canvas.

"Umm... Nothing?"

"Why are you in Hawaii?"

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D:<

THIS IS HAWAII

FUCK

F U C K E V E R Y T H I N G 

I A M D O N E

D O N E I T E L L Y O U

F U C K

U G H

-Seto Done Kaiba

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Will Kaiba get to leave?

Will he eat Bandit Keith anyway?

And What the hell is Joey doing in Hawaii?

Find out next time on the next entry of whatever the hell Kaiba's gonna call it next time!

NEXT


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