Dear Diary,
So Joey dragged me into his neighborhood.
He thought it was a big mistake but I disagree.
Before I went, I dressed up in the baggiest pants I could find, stole one of Roland's biggest shirts, and found tons of gold chains that were once holding back Mokuba's pet goat?
Were is that goat anyway?
Anyway, I think I blended in very well with the various gangs there.
Joey kept on facepalming, but what does he know?
They kept on laughing at me.
So while they were laughing, I looked in my book that I carry everywhere titled, "Understanding The Human Species, Homo Sapiens."
It said that laughter around you was a good sign of making friends.
Also they pulled out guns, and I know a lot about guns.
One question though.
When one of them says, "I want to make you my bitch.", what does that mean?
I guess I'll never understand.
-Forever Clueless,
Seto Kaiba
(Author: I am so not sorry I had to do it)
