Dear Pegasus's Funny Bunny limited edition jacket, (heh-heh)
Joey called to tell me that he was finally coming back.
When I asked how the hell he got my number, he told me that when I was drunk I gave everyone my number, did a middle finger sign and said write me.
WTF DRUNK ME.
WTF.
He said I even had an extensive argument with a crab that involved this dialogue:
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"I KNOW YOU TOOK MY BACKSTREET BOYS CD, MR. KRABS AND I FULLY INTEND TO TAKE YOU TO COURT AND MAKE YOU MEET LEBRON JAMES"
Crab: ....Wtf
"HAVE AT ME SIR"
*crab scuttles towards me, fed up with my shit*
"AHHH HERE TAKE ALL MY NSYNC AUTOGRAPHS AND THE GUITAR TAYLOR SWIFT GOT ME"
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Again, I ask one thing.
W H A T I S L I F E E V E N
and
N O I A M N O T A S W I F T F A N W H A T A R E Y O U T A L K I N G A B O U T
-Seto Kaiba (WHO IS NOT A SWIFT FAN)
...
He totally is.
