Dear diary,
At every point of a person's life, they make a funeral plan.
And, of course, being an adult I had to do one sooner or later, so today I started it.
My first thought.
Me.
A closed casket funeral. Mokuba is crying. Joey is there for support. Pegasus is there for some reason.
They open the casket.
I'm not there.
They turn on the fan, and my lifeless body swings around the room to the background music of "All The Single Ladies"
(IMAGINE THIS SHIT)
The end
-Seto Kaiba
