The Dick Diaries: Kaiba Seto

December 5, 2015

Dear Diary,

Mokuba had a bad experience yesterday.

Involving My Little Pony, The Talk (yeah ya know which one I'm talkin bout heheh pun), and minecraft.

Lots

and

lots

of

minecraft

I suppose I'll need to explain.

I was up all night playing

-what else-

Minecraft. (heheh all others think I'm working myself to death but no haha stupid bitches)

Mokuba woke up, and claimed he had a bad dream about all the ponies dying, so he climbed in bed with me.

So he still couldn't sleep while I had the Xbox on, so he started playing on my phone, and I had no qualms against it.

Until I heard him screech like a banshee, or Joey on a good day. *wink wink wink*

So I fell off the bed GRACEFULLY and when I looked up, Mokuba looked at me like he discovered I killed all the ponies in his dream

He faced the phone toward me and whispered

"Bro... Why are these two boys kissing on your phone?"

"Fuck-"

-Seto Kaiba (Fuck my life)