May 18, 2016

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Dear Diary,

People get 500 times happier when they're talking about something they're passionate about

Like trading cards

Except for when it's Hitler

Then it's only nien times cuter

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(Bonus)

Future son: Dad, I fell in love with a boy...

Seto: do he got the booty my child

Future son: dad.... Dad no staph

Seto: Son. Do. He. Got. The. Booty.

Future son: *sighs* he dooooooo

Seto: then I ship it my child

- Seto Kaiba

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