The Dick Diaries: Kaiba Seto

March 11, 2018

Dear Diary,

I fell off the top part of my bunk bed this morning and hit a chair on the way down.

Mokuba put me in a wheelbarrow and pushed me to the hospital, where they gave me lots of green jello.

The diagnosis wasn't a big deal, because they said I had internal bleeding.

That's where the blood is supposed to be!

-Kaiba