August 25, 2016

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Author's Note: I took a selfie that I really wanted to share :3 I'm proud of one of these for once

It's actually decent

I was the shocked

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Dear Diary,

After all these years of calling Joey a puppy or mutt...

I didn't think it would actually happen.

But here he is

Staring at me

Okay the goldfish wasn't him

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Okay the goldfish wasn't him

(That's my friends goldfish. OJ Swimson. He's very photogenic. As you can clearly see. XD)

But that's how he was staring at me

So Joey dog just kept looking at me

And all I could say was

"Of course. Of course you're a really fat dog. Of course."

Maybe I should have picked my words better

Cause he bit me on the ankle and won't get off.

So I'm trudging along with a teething fat puppy on my ankle

fml guys

-Seto Kaiba

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