Author's Note: I took a selfie that I really wanted to share :3 I'm proud of one of these for once
It's actually decent
I was the shocked
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Dear Diary,
After all these years of calling Joey a puppy or mutt...
I didn't think it would actually happen.
But here he is
Staring at me
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(That's my friends goldfish. OJ Swimson. He's very photogenic. As you can clearly see. XD)
But that's how he was staring at me
So Joey dog just kept looking at me
And all I could say was
"Of course. Of course you're a really fat dog. Of course."
Maybe I should have picked my words better
Cause he bit me on the ankle and won't get off.
So I'm trudging along with a teething fat puppy on my ankle
fml guys
-Seto Kaiba
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