September 8, 2015 (Kaiba likes puns?)

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by SupportiveSpaceMom

by SupportiveSpaceMom

Dear asshole, I mean... journal.

Haha, I'm an evil bastard so, yeah, I'm meant asshole.

...

Asshole.

Anyway, I realized that I did not fully explain yesterday.

I was busy ranting about how utterly gorgeous I am, and yes.

I have come to terms with it.

It's undeniable, really.

I mean, come on.

If anyone told me my hair was not perfect, there would be hell toupee.

Lets face it, I'm Head and Shoulders above you.

Don't get snippy with me.

Made those puns by a hair.

Heh, I'm funny.

Getting off track here.

The geek squad came over to ask if I wanted to help them on an 'adventure'.

I always knew Yugi was a hobbit.

Well, there goes my childhood.

So, obviously, I said "Hell no."

Tristan yelled, "YOU'RE SUCH A RICH JERK!"

I felt a bit bitchy, (when have I not?) so I said this.

"Here."

I pulled a 20 out of my wallet.

"Go buy yourself some better insults."

So that's how Yugi busted out in tears, and they all left.

I'll just say this...

I felt damn proud of myself.

Let me cross that off my bucket list:

-bucket

Heh, I can't believe I'm not a comedian.

Ba-dum-fucking-tss.

-Seto Kaiba