Dear Diary,
WHY IS BIG BROTHER BLOWING UP CONDOMS IN HIS ROOM WHILE LISTENING TO "SWEET ESCAPE"
MY EYES
SWEET JESUS MY EYES
WHY
I NEED MORE THERAPY NOW
DAMMIT SETO
MY GOAT WILL EAT YOU
IF NOT MY GOAT THEN I WILL GET HIM WITH MY BEES
-Mokuba (beekeeper, apparently)
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