Dear Diary, (fuck all these names) (I'm going to call you what you are) (Diary's are fucking manly)
WATER
I NEED WATER
H20
AND PLEASE GOD NOT THE TERRIBLE TV SHOW
I ALSO NEED A GUN
TO KILL THIS DELIRIOUS AMERICAN
HE'S SCREAMING, "CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES"
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Is his hair turning skittles or...
OH GOD PLEASE SEND ME WATER
LIFE IN BOTTLE FORM
-Seto Kaiba? Is that my name?
What is life even
Have you ever wondered
why do we have hands?
To play card games of course
Duh.