September 26, 2015

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Dear Diary, (fuck all these names) (I'm going to call you what you are) (Diary's are fucking manly)

WATER 

I NEED WATER

H20

AND PLEASE GOD NOT THE TERRIBLE TV SHOW

I ALSO NEED A GUN

TO KILL THIS DELIRIOUS AMERICAN

HE'S SCREAMING, "CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES"

...

....

.....

Is his hair turning skittles or...

OH GOD PLEASE SEND ME WATER

LIFE IN BOTTLE FORM

-Seto Kaiba? Is that my name? 

What is life even 

Have you ever wondered

why do we have hands?

To play card games of course

Duh.


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