Opposites Attract My Ass

Uno! (1)

"Press B! Press B!" I yelled, trying to defeat Bowser.

Nick, my little brother, pressed too late, and we were killed. Again.

"You're a butt muncher, you know that?"

Nick rolled his twelve year old eyes at me. "I tried, okay? It's not my fault I don't have Godzilla hands like you."

I gasped, "I am appalled! My hands are not that big! They are normal sized, if you must know."

"Normal compared to what, a monster?"

I got up and put my hands on my hips. "You know what, Nick? You suck."

"Lollipops? Yes, I know."

I rolled my eyes and went into the kitchen, where my mom was making dinner. I pushed my glasses back onto my nose and stared as my mom stirred whatever she was cooking. I stood quietly, hoping she's pay attention to my presence.

She finally noticed me and said, "Ollie, is your homework done?"

I sighed and said, "Yes. And I did the dishes, I took out the trash and I bathed Mickey."

"Going back to work tomorrow?" She didn't look up from her pot of mystery.

"Yep."

"So why are you here?"

"Mother! I am shocked that my presence needs a reason!"

"Cut the crap. What do you need?"

"The car keys."

My mom raised an eyebrow.

"Please?" I begged. "I'll be careful! I'll even bring it back all clean and nice."

"The keys are over the door. Don't get in an accident."

"I'll try not to!" I replied, leaping out of the kitchen.

I walked back into the living room to see Nick playing Donkey Kong Country Returns.

I walked in front of the tv and put my hands on my hips. "And why are you playing without me?"

Nick groaned loudly and threw his hands in the air. "Because you left."

"For two minutes!"

Donkey Kong yelped, and the black screen showed with him hanging his head.

"You made me lose!"

"Yeah, because you can't win without me! Now go back and put on two player mode; I'm feelin' like kicking some butt."

Nick rolled his eyes and we played until dinner.

Nick's my second younger brother. Cute kid, but he could be annoying as heck. My first younger brother is my twin brother, Travis. It was us and our parents in our house in the suburbs. I've lived here for all my life and was pretty used to this whole town.

And I definitely hate change.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Update 6/22/12)

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