Hi, it's my birthday. Here's a...uh...short, not-related-to-the-main-story chapter. Enjoy :D~~~
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Me: Hey! Today's my birthday!!
*No responses*
Me: Why~~~~~~~ (walking away miserably)
Luffy: Hey don't go!! (stretches out a hand and grabs me)
Me: Arghhhhh!!!!! (smashes into a cake)
Everyone: Happy birthday!!!
Me: (got out of the cake) I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!! Presents???
*Luffy grabs a big chunk of meat out of nowhere*
Luffy: Here!!
Me: .....Thanks!!!
Nami: Here!! Oranges!! *hands me a bag of oranges*
Zoro: Katana!
Sanji: The cake you just smashed into!
Usopp: The Story Of The Great Warrior Master Usopp!! *hands me a book*
Chopper: Cotton candy!!
Robin: History book!
Franky: Aw!! Super~ cola!!
Brook: Yohohoho!! A Laboon stuff animal~~
Law: A hundred hearts from a hundred pirates. *gives me a big box*
Me: ...........................
Monet: Snowman.
Bonney: Pizza enough for a year!! *a pizza mountain appears out of nowhere*
Kid: Wires. *gives me some wires*
Me: .............................
*everyone gives me my presents*
Me: Thank you!!!
Luffy: Anything else you want?? *grinning*
Me: Yes!! I want Robin-- *Zoro punches me in the face*
Me: Then Nami-- *Sanji kicks me in the face*
Me: .....ow.....Monet--*Law uses room and slashes me into pieces*
Me: .......Hancock....please??
Luffy: Shishishishi!! Hancock, you won't mind, will you?? *Hancock petrifies me*
Luffy: Hahahahahaha!!! You're funny!! Hancock, turn him back, ok?? *luffy hugs her and she turned me back*
Me: I do not dare to ask for Bonney.....
Kid: What did ya say??
Me: Nothing!! *flinch*
Law: You still want some more presents?? *Law glares at me*
Me: Fine.......... Hey Doffy!!! Mingo!!! Doflamingo!!!!!!!!
Doflamingo: What?? *comes out from somewhere*
Luffy: Why did you bring him here?????
Me: Cuz I freaken want to!!!
Doflamingo: Why am I here??
Me: Today's my Bday!!
Doflamingo: So what??
Me: Give me presents!!
Doflamingo: ......Fine. What do you want??
Me: Take off your sunglasses!! *veins appears on his forehead*
Nami: There's whole lot of things in the world to ask for a present, and you chose that!
Usopp: You trying to get yourself killed??
Me: Take them off!!
Doflamingo: No.
Me: Take them off take them off!!
Doflamingo: No!
Me: Take them off take them off take them off!!
Doflamingo: No!!
Me: Take them off take them off take them off take them off!!!!!
Doflamingo: NO!!!! *everyone backs away*
Me: Take them off take them off take them off take them off take them off!!!!!!!!!
Doflamingo: .......Tamaito!!! *I get shot in the chest*
Usopp and Nami and Chopper: Ahhhhhh!!!!!! You're dead!!!!!!!!
Me: No I'm not. *get up from the floor*
Usopp and Nami and Chopper: You survived!!!!!
Me: Yeah yeah. So are you taking them off or not??
Doflamingo: ........Fine. *takes off his sunglasses*
Me and everyone: Whoa!!!!!!
Doflamingo: Okay, you all saw my eyes. Now you all die. Torikago!!! *strings appear and we're all trapped*
Me: Ya!!! Everyone!!! Let's die together!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!!!!
Everyone: Fuck NO!!!!!!!!
-End-
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Yep, that's how it ends. My birthday with Luffy and the others and Doflamingo ends up in the birdcage.
I know it makes no sense and maybe it's not funny at all, but still thanks for reading!!! And please comment and vote!!!
Happy birthday to me!!!!!
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