P.s Yall I never told you but if yall Know Who Toddrick Hall Is..Then Toostie Is Him.. thanks Enjoy..
~ Toostie's Pov~
Jazzy: We on in 10 minutes Toostie..
Me:.Do they have the oz shit on the stage
Jazzy: Yeah but they could only fit some on the stage
Me:.See that's why I was hesitant to come on this damn show. Small ass stage..
Jazzy: Shut up Bro..Explain your costume for me Nigga
Me:..Well this is wizard of Oz and I wanted to me half witch and half that pink princess Bitch..
Jazzy: Then what the fuck am I
Jazzy was just wearing all black..
Me:..A Tree..
Jazzy:... ( hits me)
Me: I'm just playing and is you sure you want to perform when you having a cake in your oven..
Jazzy:..Igss..and by the way the cake gonna be in the oven for 9 fucking months..
We both started laughing and then somebody told us we finna start...we ran to the stage and got into our places..first that Ellen Bitch had to announce us..
Ellen: Hello Welcome To The Ellen Show and Boy Do we have a treat for you. Singing is Very Neew Song Featuring Recording Artist JazzyB.. Toosahh...
Me:..What
Ellen:..No No I'm Sorry Its Toostie..
Me:....
The curtain had rose up and everybody started clapping and shit
Low
I need to see your (hey!)
I need to see your hands up
I need to see your (hey!)
I need to see you get, get, get
Low - we - oh (dance)
Low (hey!)
Low - we - oh (dance the house down, the house down, sick 'em)
(I need to see your) low - we - oh (dance)
(I need to see your hands up) low (hey!)
(I need to see your) low - we - oh (dance the house down, the house down, sick 'em)
[ Verse 1- Toostie]
She had just dropped in, dropped in from Kansas
Big eyes, big thighs with a smokin' canvas
Well she ain't fly in on a bubble butt
Waist thin, she a 10 with a bubble butt
She was all of that, so I hooked her up
With a rhinestone red bottom ruby pump
She can whip that thang like a cyclone
Hope you got slow motion on your iPhone
If you got, cake, cake, cake for the gods
You can, take, take, take it to Oz
But on the way, she found a gay
She said, "show me what you're working with, " he said, "heeey!"
Click, click, click them heels for me
Make it rain them emerald bills for me
DJ, don't stop me
Now let me pop that thing like a poppy
[ Pre Chrous- Jazzy]
Oh baby, I wanna, I wanna dance, dance all night
And I wanna, I wanna get, get my life
And I'm gonna, I'm gonna get lost in the lights
[ Toostie]
Turn up, I'm the wizard I pronounce you to
Like somebody dropped a motherf- house on you
[Chrous]
Get low - we - oh (dance)
Low (hey!)
Low - we - oh (dance the house down, the house down, sick 'em)
(I need to see your) low - we - oh (dance)
(I-I need to see your hands up) low (hey!)
(I need to see your) low - we - oh (dance the house down, the house down, sick 'em)
[ Verse 2- Toostie]
Mmm it's going down, timber
Never seen a tinman on Tinder
But he had that sex appeal
Swipe right 'cause I knew he had buns of steel
So we hit that yellow brick boulevard
Through a jungle party, they was goin' hard
Elephants twerkin', monkeys that fly
"Lions, tigers, bears oh my!"
Had to run, there's no place like mi casa
Met the king of the jungle looking like Mufasa
He said, "No booty, no use in trying"
He turned around, we said, "man, you lyin" (lion)
He had cake, cake for days
Got lost in the jiggle had to download Waze
You can look, but no touchin'
Now everybody get low like a munchkin
[Pre Chorus~Jazzy]
Oh baby, I wanna, I wanna dance, dance all night
And I wanna, I wanna get, get my life
And I'm gonna, I'm gonna get lost in the lights
[ Toostie]
Turn up-side down like an hourglass
Like somebody made it rain tryna melt that ass
[Chorus]
Get low - we - oh (dance)
Low (hey!)
Low - we - oh (dance the house down, the house down, sick 'em)
(I need to see your) low - we - oh (dance)
(I- I need to see your hands up) low (hey!)
(I need to see your) low - we - oh (dance the house down, the house down, sick 'em)
(I need to see your hands up)
[ Jazzy]
Now when you hear that beat, you better be on your feet
Put your hands on your knees and get low (get low)
And when that bass comes through, you already know what to do
Find your bae or your boo and get low (get low)
[Dance Break]
Low - we - oh (dance)
Low (hey!)
Low - we - oh (dance the house down, the house down, sick 'em)
(I need to see your) low - we - oh (dance)
(I-I need to see your hands up) low (hey!)
(I need to see your) low - we - oh (dance the house down, the house down, sick 'em)
Low - we - oh (dance)
Low (hey!)
Low - we - oh (dance the house down, the house down, sick 'em)
(I need to see your) low - we - oh (dance)
(I-I need to see your hands up) low (hey!)
(I need to see your) low - we - oh
I need to see you get, get low
Everybody was on they feet clapping and screaming..Yasss BITCHHH I am The Gay God..
Ellen: Omg That was amazing
Me:..This Bitch ( whisper)
Ellen:..We will be right back guys. Stay tune because we will have an interview with Toostie and JazzyB
Everybody still clapping
