~ Tinka's Pov~
Me:.Come on man you missing the best part of the interview..
Dani:..Hold on man I had to put August asleep..
Me and Dani was watching the Ellen show because Toostie and Jazzy was performing on there and now they doing an interview..the interview was going Good..until Jazzy had to ask that question..
~ The Interview~
jazzy:..Can I say something.. Why it feel like yall got some beef or something?
Toostie:..Aint No beef..it's Just rules..
Ellen:..Yeah..Rules..
jazzy:..what Rules??
Everybody in the crowd started lauging..
Toostie:..Lemme break it down for yall...Gay Men and Straight Men...Both are the same Gender..Gay Men and Straight Women..Both Attracted to the same gender...But Gay Men and Lesbians...
Ellen:..Nothing..
Toostie:..It never works out.
Everybody started busting up laying.
Me and Dani was laughing like hell as the interview went on. Ellen looked salty asl..
Dani:..Aye bro
Me:..Yeah?
Dani: Lemme ask you something
Me: Go ahead?
Dani:..Did you eveer eat Dej Loafs ass..
What the fuck
Me:...Why
Dani:.I been wanting to ask that but then again I didnt want to be rude..but then i said fuck it.
Me:...
Dani:..My questions require an answer..
Me:...
Dani:..Okay imma take this silence as a yes..Nasty Bitch.
Me:..I aint eat her ass..she ate mines tho
Dani:..I can believe that. She got the lips for it anyway
Me:.Lmao..
Back Up~Ringtone..
I picked up my phone from the table..it was Dej..
Me:..Speak of the damn devil..
Dani: Put it on speaker..
I answered it and I put it on speaker..
Me:..Hello?
Dej: Hey Bae..
Me:..Yeah right
Dej: What You Doing?
Me: Chillin with my friend..
Dej:..A Girl..Or Boy
Me:..A Girl. Why? ( dani laughing in the BG)
Dej:..Mmm so g you trying to be a hoe right?
Me:.The fuck??
Dej:..Nvm..I knew what I was getting into before I got in this relationship anyway..
Me:..Relationship??
Dej:..Yes Relationship
Me:..Nigga I told you im in a relationship already..With My Nigga.
Dej:..Me Too
Me:..Okay then...Fuck
Dej:..Anyway....I wanted to ask you if you want to come with me later
Me:.. Where?
Dej: Its a Surprise..
Me:..I got shit to do-
Dej:..Imma pick you up later.
And with that she hung up the phone..I looked at Dani and she started laughing..
Dani: She BatShit Crazy
Me: I know right...anyway I'm finna go
Dani: Damn she said she finna get you later..thirsty ass..
Me: Fuck you bitch.. I need to get home to go the fuck to sleep..I do have work.. What you finna do..
Dani:..Nun My momma and my brother finna come over here and watch a movie iguess
Me: Awe okay I'll catch you later bro.
~Dani's Pov~
Momma: Tre come take a picture with me and August..
Tre:..Grrr I dont want to..
Momma: Excuse me I did not ask you What you had wanted..I didn't want to have your ass but I had you didn't I..
Tre:.Yes
Momma: Didn't I
Tre: Yes..
Momma: Now take the fucking picture before you start to piss me off....How ya momma look..
Tre: A Mess
Momma: have you seen your life lately.
I walked into the living room with some chips pop and some popcorn..momma had August and Tre and Dre was sitting on the couch I can tell my momma was arguing with one of them..
Me: So what we watching?
Momma: Something scary..
Me: Dre look through Netflix and find something scary
Dre: Ight
Momma:Where Luis
Me:.Upstairs..
Momma: Tell Him To Come down.
Me: Mom he still not okay because of What dad said..
Momma: Bout his age.
Me: Yup..
Yall see the other day. My daddy went to luigi's job and told him how he feels about a man his age dating me at my age and I found that very disrespectful. And Luigi felt disrespected
Momma:..Hold On.LUIS COME DOWN HERE.
Tre: Ma shut the hell up..
Momma:Boy
Luigi came down stairs with his beats and his laptop..
Luis: Yes..
Momma: Listen..whatever My husband told you do not listen to it. He does not speak for me or anybody in this family. Now as long as your fucking with my daughter your a member of this family..Okay
Luigi: Yes.
Momma: Now sit the fuck down and watch this movie..
Luigi smiled and he sat down my momma gave me August and I sat down next to Luigi..then My momma slapped the shit out of Tre..
Momma: Watch yo fucking mouth..You dont talk to me like that bitch.
