~Dani's Pov~
Toostie: Did you know that most babies are born without an anus?
Me:....Get the fuck out my room.
Toostie:Why?
Me: Cause I'm tryna study and then you gon say that nasty shit.
Toostie: Bitch I guess..
Me and Toostie was chillin in my room in our mfking pjamaz like old times and shit. Im doing my homework cause a Nigga still in college and Toostie just on instagram.
Toostie: Bro you heard jazzy new song
Me: Yup
Toostie: Do you like it
Me: Yeah
Toostie: I can do better
Me: Bro. This aint no competition. Yall both talented asf
Toostie: Mann I fucking guess but I can tho lbsss
Me: Whatever you say Toostie.
Back Up~ Ringtone..
I grabbed my phone off the night stand and then I answered it.
Me: Hello
??: Hay Bae
Me: Hey Baby
Luis: Aye you wanna go out tomorrow night?
Me:..Yeah. Where?
Luis: My performance
Me: Yo performance? ( in the background Toostie asking me if she can come.) Toostie said can he come
Luis: Yeah but he gotta pay his own ( Toostie:..Nigga I got money. Dont play me like I aint got no money shidd I handles mines)
Me: Okay text me later I gotta calm This Bitch down
Luis:okay I love you
Me:..You too
I hung up the phone and then I hit Toostie.
~Tinker's Pov~
???:Sooo Hows life
Me:...Good Peacock
Peacock: Why you always calling me that
Me: Do you have a problem with me calling you that
Peacock: No
Me: then I shall continue to call you that.
Peacock: Okay..you know you could thank me for giving you a ride
Me:..
Wassup yall. I just got off of work and shit and Peacock taking Me home and shit but this Bitch can talk for days..Nahh for years..Nahhh for fucking eternity.
Hey There~ Ringtone ( for white castle)
I pulled my phone out my coat pocket and answered it
Me: Heyy BAEE
Issais: bruhhh why is this bitch wildin out at me
Me: Who?
Issais: Ion know one of yo hoes
Me: Ion got no hoes if they niggas
Issais: This Bitch aint no Nigga but she tryna swing like one
Me: Im on my way..stick and move okay
I hung up the phone and I looked at Peacock..she was smiling over hard..
Me: Ion mean to be rude but can you drive this mfker
Peacock: Wym
Me: Like can you drive this Bitch faster
Peacock: I am driving fast how fast you want me to go
Me: Nigga you Is cruising right now I need you to go flash fast..
Peacock: See that's why I stopped fucking with you. You So fucking bossy bro and-
Me: Excuse me I am too fucking pissed Right now to PRETEND TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT
Peacock:...
~ 34 Minutes later~
I got out the car and I walked up to the house. Peacock smiled and then drove off.. Basic Sexy ass Bitch...I walked into the House and Issais is sitting on the couch with an ice pack on his cheek
Me: What happened to you?
Issais: Yo hoe happened
Me: Describe this hoe..
Issais: Black...Skinny...Semi big head
Me: BooBae?
Issais: You got nicknames for these bitches
Me:...I make them feel special
Issais: but you can't make me feel special tho. Okay
Me: I come home to you don't I?
Issais: Barely and when you do you be on my dick about cheating knowing you doing most of the shit but ion say nun because they be girls..let you cheat on me with a Nigga..it's gon be over
Issais got up and left the house..
M: Damn....Why the fuck am I turned on my this?
~ Kassy's Pov~
Me: Misty Bitch I'm so fucking happy that you back
Misty: Shidd Im happy to be back
Wassup yall, I'm chillen with my cuzo misty. She just got out of jail for raping and murdering a man..But he attacked her first so it's only fair. Anyway 4 Years later they let her out on the grounds that she was crazy..
Misty: anyway how life treating you?
Me: Fair..umm remember I got engaged
Misty: Yeah I saw the pics of your ring but it look different now..did you add something?
Misty grabbed my hand and started to examine my ring
Me:..Yeah I did..That one ( pointing to the gold ring next to shawns ring)
Misty: Bitch did you fucking elope?
Me:..Yeah
Yall sorry for the surprise but I didnt want to wait fucking 2 years to get married I wanted to marry Shawn and yesterday we drove to Vegas and got married In a lil church..we got back this morning..
Me:...and nobody knows we did this except you
Misty: wait you aint tell yo momma...yo friends..yo Familia Bitch
Me:..No cause I knew they was gon do nothing but bring Me down
Misty: ion think you should have done thatt
Me: What's done is done
Misty:..who you got married to anyway
Me:..Shawn
Misty:..Shawn?..Deshawn?.. Deshawn porter?
Me: Yeah..you know him
Misty: Personally no..but according to my friend..they been knockin boots for a couple of months now
Me: What fucking friend..I will beat ha ass fuck she talm bout
Misty:.."She" aint a "She"
