~ Tinker's Pov~
Me: Turk I need a number 3 and 4 to go..
Turk: Aight Bae..
Me:..You tried it.. Just give me my orders..I got tables..
Turk: Whatever you say Bae.
Wassup yall im at work..I work fucking two jobs and shit..right now I'm working at Chuck E Cheese..with my broke ass..but I like it..only a couple of things wrong...a few of my birds work here..Turk, Peakcock, and BooBae... I barely see BooBae and Peacock because, BooBae work the shift after me and Peacock..Well she wears the Chuck E costume...Funny asl..but I always see Turk because he one of the cooks and I'm the cashier and watiress..pays good money tho Forreal but too many damn kids..
Turk: Aye Tinker
Me:..What
Turk:...Umm aint yo Birthday coming up..
Me:..I kind of think you knew that already
Turk: Mm well I got a present for you..
Me:..Where
Turk:..Its in the bathroom..
Me:..Boiii ima need you to shut the hell up because I'm not above hitting you with these over priced ass milk duds before my lunch break..
Turk:..our lunch break is in 5 minutes
Me: Exactly..If I hit you now imma be late cause the manger gon try and investigate shit..shut the hell up..
Turk laughed and he went back into the kitchen..i was at the toy counter and then the manger rolled up....Steve
Steve:..Hi Jasmine
Me:...Hello Steven..
Steve:..I have to talk to you
Me:..Go On
Steve: I Need You To Come into tomorrow at 3
Me: Pm?
Steve:..No am..Duh Pm
Me:..Umm I have another job at 2 tomorrow I get off at 8 then I come here..
Steve: Well..I need you to come earlier than that
Me:..Come On man..that means imma have to call in sick..
Steve: Do what you gotta do..
Steve walked away and I just mugged him..I grabbed my phone out my back Pocket and I called my boss at my other job..
??:Hello?
Me:Hey Mike..what's going on
Mike: Non just at work whats up..
Me:..Well Umm imma have to take a sick day tomorrow cause-
Mike: Nope..Nope..No..this is the third time you called in sick this month..you have to come..
Me:..Well shidd if I cant call in sick imma call in dead..I aint gon be able to make it..
Mike:..If you don't come in...half off your paycheck..
Me:..do what you gotta do..bye..
I hung up the phone..Half off my fucking paycheck..now I'm fucking pissed..
??: Sooo I hear you bring anti social..
I turned around and there was Peacock..without the suit on..
Me: You leaving?
Peacock: yeah..gotta pick up my son..
Me: Aight..
Peacock:..You still aint answer me..
Me: awe what you say?
Peacock:...Why you being anti social??
Me:..I'm not anti social...I'm just very selective to whom I spend my time with..
Peacock:..Your time is valuable?
Me: Hell yeah..you should know this..since I did stop fucking with you
Peacock: whatever Tinker..imma text you later..And I'm hoping you'll text back..
Me:..You gon be disappointed..
Peacock: can I atleast get a hug..
I slightly smiled and then I gave her a quick hug..
Peacock: That fake ass hug..
She started to turn around to leave..but then I grabbed her from behind and gave ha crybaby ass a hug..I may or may not have squeezed her cheeks..and she may or may not have let out a moan..
Me: Bye Nigga ( I let her go and then I went back to work)
~ Toostie's Pov~
Radio: Okay yall we have Toostie on the Air with us..Toostie say wassup to the listeners..
Me: Hey Wassup All My Queens..it's yo Girl Toostie...
Radio: Nice to have you toostie
Me: Its Great to be here.Thanks for having me
Radio: No Problem. Lets talk about..being an Openly Gay Singer..and Rapper. Like why would you want to do this
Me:..Well it all started at my close friends party..You Know JazzyB..we did karoke and I did this song..and the crowd loved it and the next day I recorded a Song for the Pride Parade and that's how it started..
Radio: Fantastic..you said you sung a Song for Pride Parade..like I heard it..it was Twerking in the Rain..
Me: Yup
Radio: I liked that song even tho I'm straight I loved that song for some reason..
Me: Well it was catchy..and I've Been writing more catchy songs ever since I did that song for Disney Channel..
Radio: You did..Freaks Like Me
Me: Yup and I wasnt gonna say anything but I had made a Song for my Biggest idol of all..my bestfriend helped me with it..
Radio: who's your biggest Idol..
Me: Nicki Minaj. The Queen Herself
Radio: Oh Really Everybody Loves Nicki
Me: Who doesnt
Radio: Now Tell us about this song
Me: Well it's called Mickey Minaj
Radio:Mickey Minaj?
Me:Yes..my..boyfriend..Gave Me the nickname Mickey when I already have a NickName..Its Toostie but he decided I needed another one.
Radio:..Heard that fellas Toostie Is off the market
Me: Sorry boys..
Radio:..I want to hear this song actually..
Me: Okay it's a mixture of Nicki's Songs and my favorite Disney princesses ..I have a recording of it now..Enjoy
Radio:.Okay Here it is..Mickey Minsk By Toostie
Mickey Minaj
Let's go to the beach-each
Let's go get away
They say what they gonna say
Have a drink clink
Found a buzz light
Half fishes like me is hard to come by
Get snow snow
Struttin in the sand
Hi-ho ho fairest in the land
Give me 2,3,7 little men
With my girls Dani, Jazzy and Jasmine, Oh!
Carpets were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause were so high
Let's do this one more time
I came to win
To fly
To conquer
To rise
I came to win
To fly
To conquer
Were higher then a
My anaconda don't (What?)
My anaconda don't (Ew!)
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun
Oh My God! (Look at her butt)
Oh oh oh oh my God! (Look at her butt)
Oh oh oh My God! (Look at her butt!)
STOP!
Now make that mother... hammer time
Like
Felling myself I'm feeling myself I'm feeling my
Feeling myself I'm feeling my feeling my
Yes I do the cooking
Yes I do the cleaning
Yes I keep the kitchen real good for the eating
Bippidy boppidy bip bobbin bobbin
Boo! Cindy ain't go be up in here sweeping and mopping
Step-sister said darling destiny is calling
But don't take me to the ball if the prince ain't gone be her bawling
They said stay home and clean
They said to keep it squeaky
But with a little magic it went from Seely to Sideesy
I bounce from the ball so his highness can hide and seek me
And then we be eloping in the islands with Ravicky
If the shoe fits next time glue it on
Fairy godmother can you get your girl a louboutin
And make it out of glass glass glass glass glass glass glass glass glass
I endorse these slippers
I endorse these slippers (Bang Bang into the room)
I am Cinderella and I support these slippers
I endorse these slippers (Bang Bang into the room)
I support these slippers
I endorse these slippers
I am Cinderella and I support these slippers
Pills and potions (pills and potions)
Their overdosing
I' angry but I
I'm a mother... monster
Ra Ra Ra like a dungeon dragon
Ra Ra Ra like a dungeon dragon
Ra Ra Ra like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon
Like a
I am not Jasmine I am Aladdin
So far ahead these bums is lagging
See me in that new thing dungeon dragon
My body needs a hero to come and save me
Something tells me you know how to save me
I've been feeling real low
Oh I need you to come and rescue me
Make me come alive
Come on and turn me on (I'm the best)
Touch me save my life come one and turn me on
(The night is still young)
I'm to young to die
Come on and turn me on (And so are we!)
Pound the alarm
Make me come alive and turn me on (Let'a go to the beach)
Touch me save my life come on and turn me on (It's automatic)
I'm to young to die (Your love Your love is)
Come on and turn me on turn me on turn me on
Diamond gold princess on my Disney!)
Got my heartbeat running away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom ba-doom doom boom ba-doom bass
He got that superbass (Come and get that voom voom voom voom)
Oh Yeah! Make me come alive come on and turn me on! (Turn me on)
Touch me save my life come on and turn me on (Carpets were meant to fly)
I'm to young to die come on and turn me on (Doing the time baby!)
Turn me on Turn me on turn me on
~ End~
Radio:..Wow Disney Channel..Recruit This Bhadd Mfker
Me: Please Do
Radio: Okay we will be back right after commercial
