WaterfallRainbows asks "What is the craziest food you have ever eaten?"
Chet: Oh! I'm so glad you asked us this! Marco makes this chili with eggs in it! Now, if you don't call that crazy, I don't know what is!
Johnny: For once, I agree with you, Chet. It was pretty weird.
Chet: And we can't forget about that one time Stoker "accidentally" put shrimp in my Irish Stew.
Capt: How in the world could you accidentally put shrimp in Chet's Irish Stew?
Mike: Well...
Chet: No, no Mike, don't tell 'em! They don't wanna know.
Johnny: What do you mean 'we don't want to know'? Chet, did you have a part in this? Why would you want to ruin your own stew?
Chet: Just trust me guys. You don't wanna know.
Mike: I wasn't the only one who "accidentally" put things in food. Remember when Chet bought some doughnuts. When we took a bite there was a little surprise in there. Mayonnaise.
Chet: Even though it was a prank, the mayonnaise didn't ruin it. A little, ol' mayo isn't going to hurt anything.
Marco: I can remember when Chet made some butterscotch bean dip. Now that was insane!
Roy: When was that?
Johnny: Yeah, I don't remember that.
Cap: You were doing a demonstration on TV for fire prevention. *sighs* I remember that day. It smelled like someone dumped some butterscotch ice cream topping in a can of refried beans.
Roy: Sounds awful!
Chet: It's bit more complicated that. You gotta stir it right.
Johnny: Really, Chet? Really? Anyone can stir!
Chet: *shakes head*
Marco: It was surprisingly good.
Chet: Surprisingly? Is that all you can say about my famous butterscotch bean dip?
Johnny: Alright, Chet. You're the official master chef of stirring.
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